My girlfreind broke up with me

[Bone]

yeah, i know how you feel. i once had a girlfriend who broke up with me because she said my cum tasted like strawberries and she doesn't like strawberries

 

[laxe]

yeah, i know how you feel. i once had a girlfriend who broke up with me because she said my cum tasted like strawberries and she doesn't like strawberries

wow what a bitch

 

[rwill25]

:rofl2: it just keeps getting better

 

[Demoman]

Lol, this is FML material for christ's sake.

Dude, if you're as "ballin'" as you say you are, you'd do what any smart rich asshole would do and go buy out the Playboy Mansion for the weekend. For an extra hundred, you could get Ms. September to tell you your cum taste like Sierra Mist.

 

[jibbijib]

Troll.

 

[squallumz]

Just out of curiosity, what the hell do pubic hairs even taste like? What could they taste like? That's just ridiculous.

And what was she expecting cum to taste like? Hawaiian punch?

H

:rofl2: no shit!

 

[titsrock]

My hubby ain't ballin like this kid. I can only get taken to a 2 START restaurant. Poor me

Fwiw, you had him when you wrote this: "you guys have only been on like, two dates and its not really anything serious. In which case, man up biotch! Move onnnn!"

Seeing Punchy make an appearance in this thread was a close second...

Me thinkee Laxe is 'playin' us fo' fools, fools.....

 

[TITS KING]

girlfriend comes in life for breaking up; hesitates to become a wife; a risky thing....

 

[chunglee]

I women get sick of a guy and just want something new. She's just using it as an excuse. Find someone else. It get easier over time. As time goes on, you'll probably see she wasn't worth it to begin with.