My lesbian friend told me she'd totally bang me... IF I WAS GAY?!?!?!

[~~whimsy~~]

Lemme get this right... go commit a totally random homosexual act, all for the chance to fuck her???









Incorrecto.

That is a lot of guy's excuses for sucking each others dicks on this website. It was only a matter of time before they asked you to join in the dick sucking circle.

 

[Deepcover]

Does she have the butch dyke look and does she wear a business suit with a tie? If so have fun.....

 

[lurkingdirk]

That is a lot of guy's excuses for sucking each others dicks on this website. It was only a matter of time before they asked you to join in the dick sucking circle.

He said, from his vast experience in such matters...

 

[PirateKing]

Tell her that you're a lesbian who had a sex change.

Solved.