My Super Fantastic Amazing Self-Absorbed Politically-Incorrect Thread

[FlyingWallaby]

Yes, this is my thread about things that I think, know, realize, or care about discussing. I know that a lot of you may not care about my thread; however, I don't care if you care. Welcome Everyone! :glugglug:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Fair dinkum.

 

[FlyingWallaby]

For example:

1. Has anyone realized that Julianna Rose Mauriello from TV's LazyTown is 18? For God's sake, I thought there would be a mad rush! Maybe it's because she's not wearing the pink wig anymore?

2. I was shopping for a paper shredder today...why is it that every bloody store sells ink and paper and other electronic shit, but nobody sells paper shredders anymore? ...and the ones they do sell are unbelievably expensive. WTF?

3. This is just an open question: Have you ever seen, met, or loved a girl so much that you CANNOT masturbate while thinking of her? Like she is too good to be thought of this way or something?

 

[Skyraider22]

For example:

1. Has anyone realized that Julianna Rose Mauriello from TV's LazyTown is 18? For God's sake, I thought there would be a mad rush! Maybe it's because she's not wearing the pink wig anymore?

2. I was shopping for a paper shredder today...why is it that every bloody store sells ink and paper and other electronic shit, but nobody sells paper shredders anymore? ...and the ones they do sell are unbelievably expensive. WTF?

3. This is just an open question: Have you ever seen, met, or loved a girl so much that you CANNOT masturbate while thinking of her? Like she is too good to be thought of this way or something?

You know what i have (answering your third question) I really thought I was the only person in the world that went though that.When I first met my wife :thumbsup:

 

[FlyingWallaby]

You know what i have (answering your third question) I really thought I was the only person in the world that went though that.When I first met my wife :thumbsup:

GREAT!!! I'm not the only one either! It's the weirdest thing though, isn't it? I mean...you know, porn....big knockers...centerfolds...FANTASTIC...but for this one girl, it's like a psychosomatic blank screen.

 

[hedonis]

I can't masturbate to video of anyone *other* than my wife :eek:

 

[FlyingWallaby]

I can't masturbate to video of anyone *other* than my wife :eek:

Are you indirectly implying that your wife makes special videos for you?

 

[Sicario]

It's pretty cool having a thread all to yourself. . . and I never masturbated to videos of my friends wives.

:anonymous

 

[Skyraider22]

GREAT!!! I'm not the only one either! It's the weirdest thing though, isn't it? I mean...you know, porn....big knockers...centerfolds...FANTASTIC...but for this one girl, it's like a psychosomatic blank screen.

You pretty much said it in a nut shell now I'm really thinking:thumbsup:

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Here's another fun thing: did anyone else notice that there are now charts and rankings in the upper right hand corner of a model's Freeones link page that denote a girl's current standing and standing history among others of the site? I'm fascinated and intrigued. I mean, think of the possibilities!!! Let me paint a picture for you....All Ordinaries...New York Stock Exchange...Hang Seng....

WE COULD HAVE A FREEONES EXCHANGE!!! Think about it, you could bet on whether a girl's standing would go up or down, and aggregate big boob pornstar index....the possibilities are endless! Naked (or at least scantily-clad) women, money, gambling...it's like Las Vegas rolled (no pun intended) into one website.

 

[Stacey]

I'll take your points in reverse order...
We could trade them like stock, but are we going to inflate the value in the hopes that they'll be worth what they're being traded for?

While I don't deal in a 'her' while masturbating or having sex, I feel your pain. When I was involved with someone, it was hard not to think about them while trying to think of Matthew McConaughey.

I bought my paper shredder at Target. It was pretty cheap and gets the job done.

I dunno about Julianna Rose Mauriello. Maybe its her only gig and she doesn't come up on any searches.

:2 cents:

 

[FlyingWallaby]

One last thing for a while:

I've been inspired by BananaPalmer's groundbreaking post on the Lisa Lipps thread http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3298942&postcount=283


So, in the spirit of that post, I'd like to offer my own contribution:

U.S. Gymnast Shawn Johnson

....and this photo set from Chastity Lynn.

http://gallery.1000facials.com/gallhit/100502/3343/1/2/0

I'm warning you...you may lose your innocence if you see this. :crash:

 

[FlyingWallaby]

I'll take your points in reverse order...
We could trade them like stock, but are we going to inflate the value in the hopes that they'll be worth what they're being traded for?

I bought my paper shredder at Target. It was pretty cheap and gets the job done.

About the shredder, anything would be better than what I'm finding. Who in their right mind would pay $130 or more for a shredder?!?!!

About the potential of FreeEx (the name amazingly evolves with each posting!), here's one of my ideas/theories:

OK, suppose that we use Freeones member points instead of money. Everybody contributes 100 points, and 1 point equals 1 share. You buy the shares that you want in the models that you want (ex. 25 shares in Aria Giovanni, 25 in Xxxena, and 50 in Summer Cummings). After a week or so, we check the rankings again, and whoever has the highest average gain gets maybe 2000 points or something, the second highest gets 1800, and so on descending.

Something like this, but honestly, this is a really simple version of what I'm thinking of. The full and total explanation is a far cry from the pop of the idea I just had.

 

[Mr.Bungle]

2. I was shopping for a paper shredder today...why is it that every bloody store sells ink and paper and other electronic shit, but nobody sells paper shredders anymore? ...and the ones they do sell are unbelievably expensive. WTF?

Everyone's moved on to trash can fires brah. Didn't you get the memo?

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Everyone's moved on to trash can fires brah. Didn't you get the memo?

You know....if properly done, it could solve that pesky lawn mowing problem as well.

 

[robbied196]

2. I was shopping for a paper shredder today...why is it that every bloody store sells ink and paper and other electronic shit, but nobody sells paper shredders anymore? ...and the ones they do sell are unbelievably expensive. WTF?

http://www.dealsdirect.com.au/p/lenoxx-shredder-11-litre-5-sheet/
Now go away and leave me alone :1orglaugh

 

[Facial_King]

I can't masturbate to video of anyone *other* than my wife :eek:

Ok, but what about PICS of other women???

:dunno:

 

[busenbust]

Re: My Super Fantastic Amazing Self-Absorbed Politically-Incorrect Thread


I wanna marry this MILF: Echo Valley.

 

[STDiva]

:dunno:

 

[FlyingWallaby]

http://www.dealsdirect.com.au/p/lenoxx-shredder-11-litre-5-sheet/
Now go away and leave me alone :1orglaugh

You are fantastic and deserve more rep than can possibly be given! :bowdown: