Naked sausage stealer caught on tape

[Tittyman5000]

When an employee got to the club the next day, he realized the sausage was missing from the refrigerator. Also missing was the $25 first-aid kit and a $5 pack of napkins.
When the security footage was reviewed, the employee recognized the suspect as a man who hangs around in the woods behind the club
- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41670740/ns/us_news-weird_news/







He must of thought he was invisible :dunno:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Dirk. What have you been told about naked sausage theft?

bad, bad Dirk.

 

[grower_boy]

I guess when your dick don't do the trick...you gotta steal someone else's sausage.

But seriously, what naked man hangs out in the woods?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

But seriously, what naked man hangs out in the woods?

This is the part I find extraordinary.

Steal a sausage - freeze! you're under arrest.
Hang out naked in the woods - go right ahead!

 

[Tittyman5000]

But seriously, what naked man hangs out in the woods?

This one - http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=482904

 

[Legzman]

he was naked and steeling sausage...um....where'd he stash the sausage???

 

[grower_boy]

he was naked and steeling sausage...um....where'd he stash the sausage???

Straight up his candy ass, I suppose. :1orglaugh

 

[Jon S.]

They also thought he tried to steal a Vienna Sausage too...turned out he just had a tiny dick!

 

[Rane1071]

Dis-organised crime ...Beware!!! it's on the rise and it's hilarious.

 

[LukeEl]

It is only a matter of time before this criminal mastermind is brought to justice!