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nanny dies from sexual arousal

izabelplayer

FreeOnes is pumping through my veins!
Nanny dies from sexual arousal. She was only 30. That is crazy.

ttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293165/Nanny-30-died-sexual-arousal-watching-pornography.html
 

~~whimsy~~

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
It's been done. -_-
 
You either brace yourself as I whip my sack out like I TELL YOU TO!

Or you suffer the consequences like this poor bitch.

She just couldn't handle the magnitude or the magnificence of the situation. It's her own fault.
 

tiger1977

Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
She just couldn't handle the magnitude or the magnificence of the situation.

Or was it the magnitude or magnificence of your ginormous penis and scrotum???
 

tiger1977

Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
Well, that's implied. I believe the odour radiating from said groinal area contributed enormously to the overall effect and ambience.

She should have read the warning label. May this be a lesson to women everywhere to pay attention to the fine print on BlueBalls' "groinal" area.
 

CadillacD

I ran out of lube. Can I borrow yours?
It's my fault! I should have listened when she said she couldn't take any more. Next time I will be more sympathetic to her needs.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Quick, someone turn this into a horror movie.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Didn't this already post, and she died of blood in the brain or something let us move on to another topic.
 

dooshmcbags

Just here for the words.
yeah, those old people are real delicate. take my grand dad for example: when he squeezes into a parking spot he's sexually aroused!
 

rock hard

Stick with Freeones
Interesting that this article is dated 9th July 2010....and the girl died last October....the reporters spell check software must of locked up on him...but he got the story in!!! :thumbsup: :rolleyes:
 

DJCowboy

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
Wow. what was she watching? I need to see this.


Also, it's sad that I have to find out that the perfect woman made for me has died
 

rock hard

Stick with Freeones
Wow. what was she watching? I need to see this.


Also, it's sad that I have to find out that the perfect woman made for me has died

Don't be sad little buckaroo....they can make more :hatsoff:








:tongue:
 

Johan

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I told'em : Do not make a porn parody of The Ring
 
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