Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity (posting closed)

[Petra]

This posting is closed as of 22/03! Thank you to everyone who applied!

FreeOnes now has over 17,000 babes and guess what?! I need to add someone to my team to help us add even more babes to FreeOnes!

I'm looking for someone who is enthusiastic about adding new babes to FreeOnes and has the following qualifications:

• 18 years or older
• Has the time to dedicate to the job (an hour or more a day)
• Is reliable (i.e. you're not going to just up and disappear on me)
• Has basic computer skills
• Has a good working knowledge of a computer (i.e know what a url is)
• Can follow my directions without having to be retold over and over
• Good knowledge of vintage babes a big plus!

If the above describes you, and you'd like the chance to contribute to FreeOnes and earn a little pocket change at the same time (yes, it's paid!), then send me a short paragraph on why you're the best person for the job.

Please send your email to petra@freeones.com and put "Add Babe Job Opening" in the title!

Note: If you want me to take you seriously about this paid position, then make sure you impress me with your writing skills! English grammar is a big part of this job and I want to see how well you write! I will simply hit delete on one sentence emails and anything that looks like lazy l33t speak!

 

[Roald]

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you forgot to add that right now we prefer a Blonde with a C-cup and in the age group of 18-24. Make sure to attach a picture of yourself when mailing!

Fo shizzle!

 

[Ulysses31]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

Will we get travel expenses? What's the health plan like?

 

[Supafly]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

I understand you go on a Heineken diet like Roald, look how it works out for him

 

[Petra]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

Will we get travel expenses? What's the health plan like?

Travel expenses? From your computer chair to the toilet? Probably not.

What's a health plan?

 

[Icewater Jones]

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Will we ever get invited to hang out and go places with the rest of the FO staff?????

 

[Roald]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

Will we ever get invited to hang out and go places with the rest of the FO staff?????

if that place happens to be at your place then yes!!!

:hybrid:

 

[Icewater Jones]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

if that place happens to be at your place then yes!!!

:hybrid:

Soooooo... we won't get to go out and and meet pornstars and centerfolds and be an official rep for FreeOnes at Adult conventions and expos??? On the staff, but not reeeeally on the staff???

 

[Roald]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

Soooooo... we won't get to go out and and meet pornstars and centerfolds and be an official rep for FreeOnes at Adult conventions and expos??? On the staff, but not reeeeally on the staff???

Yes, just like the other 98% of the freeones staff.

 

[brodkill]

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is this a paid job or just volunteer

 

[Ulysses31]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

Travel expenses? From your computer chair to the toilet? Probably not.

What's a health plan?

There's also a flight of stairs involved, not good for someone with dodgy knees. Also seeing pictures/videos of hot women all day will not be good for the heart or blood pressure, this job is pretty much a death sentence.

is this a paid job or just volunteer

It says paid several times in the first post

 

[Roald]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

This:

• Can follow my directions without having to be retold over and over

And this:

is this a paid job or just volunteer

=

Sorry but you are probably not the right one for the job :2 cents:

 

[brodkill]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

Sorry but you are probably not the right one for the job :2 cents:

ma engrish aint that gooder then yers, so id neva wan da job inda firz plade

 

[Neutron66]

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I think I'd be perfect for this position. In fact, I'm probably what you'd call over-qualified.

 

[STDiva]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

If I had a computer I'd be all over this.

 

[Lexi Marie Mayhem]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

I sent Petra an email about it, and I hope I get the job! Babes are fun, I would love to help add them.

 

[D-rock]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

you forgot to add that right now we prefer a Blonde with a C-cup and in the age group of 18-24. Make sure to attach a picture of yourself when mailing!

Fo shizzle!

Considering most people probably won't be a blonde with a C-cup or larger I think having them send pictures might be a bad idea. :1orglaugh

Of course maybe your just saying that because Petra would have to look at them. Be careful I hear her revenge can be a bitter dish indeed.

Although maybe you will get lucky. Maybe she can forward you a lot of the blonde C-cup people that do apply...of course for your sake I hope you really like man boobs.

 

[Roald]

Re: Need Someone to Add Babes to FreeOnes! Job Opportunity for the Right Person Insid

Considering most people probably won't be a blonde with a C-cup or larger I think having them send pictures might be a bad idea. :1orglaugh

Of course maybe your just saying that because Petra would have to look at them. Be careful I hear her revenge can be a bitter dish indeed.

Although maybe you will get lucky. Maybe she can forward you a lot of the blonde C-cup people that do apply...of course for your sake I hope you really like man boobs.

I totally forgot, if you apply and you are not a blonde with a C cup, please include a pic of your swollen manwood. Petra loves those emails!

 

[gunslingingbird]

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I totally forgot, if you apply and you are not a blonde with a C cup, please include a pic of your swollen manwood. Petra loves those emails!

Oh, yeah. Elephantiasis is HAWT! :rubbel:

 

[Tittyman5000]

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Hmm, this sounds interesting I do have all the qualifications specified.
My only problem is having Charlie Sheen Syndrome, I'll be constantly missing work to have 48 Hour binge parties with sluts, will there be a Urine Analysis?