I simply can not let my faith in humanity get so low that I believe the majority of people are going to fox news because they think it is informative. People have to be flocking to fox news for shit like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txPDQ2jNCHk
really? really? honestly? This guy is "news?" He's one of the major draws to the station, but he's an ass munching, hate delivering, divisive, unpatriotic, fear mongering, under-educated, cock-holster.
Now I don't think CNN is any great shakes, and I take everything they say with huge grains of salt. But they're not pouring refrigerated gasoline on people and then pretending to light them on fire.
Dear Mr. Glenn Beck:
you must love penis, because you're a total dick who clearly loves himself.
Lustily yours,
Dirk T. Lurker