NHL '10/'11 Thread.

[Thunderbolt]

I heard that a few years ago, Bettman himself called the Lighting, and he was like "Dude. That goaltender you have there, he's better than Luongo! Hell, he could be the best goaltender the league has ever seen! We can't let you play him; I mean, a southern team going 82-0? That's just bad for the league. We'd bring back the Jets before we let you play him every game."

Bettman <3 God bless him looking out for the rest of the league. Smith has a legitimate shot at breaking Brodeurs shutout record in a single 82 game season.

They really ought to send him to Phoenix. He would pack the building with his amazing play. He'd also make all the women there pregnant, creating an entire new generation of hockey fans. He can turn hockey into the most popular game in THE WORLD. If only every other team in the league were not so afraid of him.

Wow , you guys are soooooooo funny hahahaha , I love checking this comedy thread... Oh wait , this an NHL thread. Still this is the greatest bit of comedy I have ever seen in my life ! It's so funny I think you guys should have a sitcom where the both of you make jokes about Mike Smith ! It would be called two guys and a Mike Smith joke... Greatest jokes ever ! :bowdown:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Is it just me or is Luongo really, really streaky, particularly in the postseason and the olympics? I've just seen him so many times jsut look like utter shit. Maybe it's just me. :dunno:

That's Luongo for you.

 

[LukeEl]

Hmmm who did Guy Bouche get his scar? That is all I want to know.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Dayum. Bs come out guns firing like the Sharks yesterday.

 

[Mauser98k]

ssssh! it's my thing! i bitch, they win. it's what i do. don't want to jinx what was working.

unless, of course, jinxes aren't real and we really are done. like it appears we are.

Hmmm who did Guy Bouche get his scar? That is all I want to know.

nobody knows. Pierre McGuire said it was from a dog bite but Guy Boucher's kids don't even know

 

[icerfan]

And just like that, Bolts come back to tie it 3-3 ... freakin Bergenheim! :eek:

 

[Mauser98k]

Wow , you guys are soooooooo funny hahahaha , I love checking this comedy thread... Oh wait , this an NHL thread. Still this is the greatest bit of comedy I have ever seen in my life ! It's so funny I think you guys should have a sitcom where the both of you make jokes about Mike Smith ! It would be called two guys and a Mike Smith joke... Greatest jokes ever ! :bowdown:

the funny part? Smitty comes in and gets the W

 

[lurkingdirk]

I fucking hate Tampa Bay. I don't even know why. It isn't rational. I just want that team to lose, and they win.

Perhaps I'll cheer for them from now on. That'll fix them. I am, after all, a Toronto fan...

 

[STDiva]

I just don't want to hear Mauser suck Tampas cock even more than he already does for the next year. WTF Boston??!?!?

 

[Thunderbolt]

I just don't want to hear Mauser suck Tampas cock even more than he already does for the next year. WTF Boston??!?!?

You don't have anything bad to say about Mike Smith ?

 

[Thunderbolt]

I fucking hate Tampa Bay. I don't even know why. It isn't rational. I just want that team to lose, and they win.

Perhaps I'll cheer for them from now on. That'll fix them. I am, after all, a Toronto fan...

I hate the montreal canadiens , but it's because I'm a former nordiques fan so I don't have a choice.

 

[STDiva]

You don't have anything bad to say about Mike Smith ?

Ya. He's not that good. Certainly not as good as you and Mauser made him out to be in last years thread. Or this years. Whenever it was. I swear you guys were comparing him to Luongo.

 

[Mauser98k]

Ya. He's not that good. Certainly not as good as you and Mauser made him out to be in last years thread. Or this years. Whenever it was. I swear you guys were comparing him to Luongo.

i believe, if you'll politely pull your head out of your ass, you'll find it was back when he first came to Tampa, before the concussion, that we were hyping Smith. 2 years ago.

 

[STDiva]

When it happened is irrelevent. The fact is, he wasn't a top goalie then, he isn't now and he never will be. That's why it's funny. You, not so much Thunderbolt, think anything to do with Tampa is the cats meow. You're too biased. Hilariously biased.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

What in the bloody blue hell happened to Thomas? I didn't even get to watch the 3rd but I suspect the goals were wack. Fucking goalies. They come and they go in this league, seriously. The lack of consistency among them baffles me.

 

[feller469]

4th goal was not his fault, D let him down. 5th was an empty netter.

Bolts came out in 2nd period a changed team. Bruins made no adjustments, looked like they were on their heels. Similar to Philly series last year. Couldn't turn it up once they turned it down.

Game 5 will be sick.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Holy shit, that game was crazy. Tampa is SOOOO finished! :tongue:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

4th goal was not his fault, D let him down. 5th was an empty netter.

Bolts came out in 2nd period a changed team. Bruins made no adjustments, looked like they were on their heels. Similar to Philly series last year. Couldn't turn it up once they turned it down.

Game 5 will be sick.

The first 2 goals against TT in the 2nd and I thought they were bordering on pretty damn weak, but I did seem some lapses in the defense.

 

[STDiva]

San Jose has been on the power for 10 of the 25 minutes played so far.

 

[Johnny289#2]

San Jose has been on the power for 10 of the 25 minutes played so far.

Then Vancouver gets a couple 5-on-3's and they scored a couple goals in a couple min.