This has been covered elsewhere, but I'll indulge the new students. Once upon a time there was a guy named Hot Mega. He was usually right and very intelligent....up to the point where he went completely batshit. When this happened, giving no thought to my own personal safety, I jumped in and tried to fill the void left by my increasingly unhinged friend. Then, both as tribute to my friend Mega, and to prove that I could do it, I got Obama re-elected without anyone's help. The student became the master, and all the villagers rejoiced and as the camera pans slowly to the glimmering horizon, we can here the natives chant, "Fuck Hot Mega, Fuck Hot Mega,..."
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