OCSM's, guys & girls, fess up! Tell your worst "coyote ugly" story.

[Rey C.]

Everybody knows the coyote ugly deal, right? You've partied too hard and you wake up with someone that looked a helluva lot better before than after... and you consider chewing your arm (paw) off to avoid waking them up as you make a break for the door.

I'll stand in the circle of shame first. First year of college. I went to a frat party at a house I was rushing. Grain punch. A lot of grain punch. At some point I met this girl who could have been Brooke Shield's younger sister (this is before we went into Brother Matt's room). Til my dying day, I'll swear that the girl I went in that room with got switched out while I was asleep. The brothers denied anything like that happened, and they said they were laughing at me the whole time I was sweet talking this creature from Hades. I just know when I woke up, I :eek: Sweet mother of mercy, what have I done?! And then I worked like a rabbit in a lion's cage to get my arm from under her head, so I could slink back to my dorm room.

It was after college before I ever drank grain punch again and I didn't pledge that fraternity. Shame is rough for a freshman to deal with.

Alright, I know I'm not the only one. Next! And I know some of the OCSM's have some stories too. Fess up! :nanner:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Great topic. Never slept with an ugly total stranger though so I guess I have nothing to contribute. I'll just have to read about how the rest of your embarrassed yourselves instead...

 

[Rey C.]

OK, I'll believe you, Ry. Ya got an honest face - well, the girl in your sig does.

But everybody else... I can hear crickets chirping in here!