Oh Bashful...

[DJCowboy]

If you ever need to tell a doctor about how you may have gotten injuries or just general health info during a check-up or a visit, are you embarrassed to tell them the truth on things? I know I never am... don't mess around with that shit

 

[busaguy79]

I just go with the old routine, "I have this friend that has this problem, what should he do??"

 

[BlueBalls]

No... I'm a let it all hang out kinda guy.

 

[PirateKing]

This isn't a seven dwarves thread?

 

[STDiva]

The Internet is my doctor. It's accurate and I can remain anonymous. So far I've survived Lou Gehrigs, multiple stomach ulcers and water on the brain.

 

[CunningStunts]

A couple of years ago, I broke up with a long term gf, and kinda went on a fucking spree with anything that moved for a while... my next checkup, I was a bit embarrassed to ask for a "complete STD testing" from my elderly doc. It was all negative, so alls well that ends well, but I was a bit embarrassed about it, hes such a nice dude.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Here's one that could be fun to explain:

A coworker of mine was using an air compressor to staple fabric to a frame. He would tack down a few staples, put the stapler between his legs, rotate the frame, pull the fabric taut, grab the stapler, and repeat the process. At some point he reached for the stapler between his legs and accidentally squeezed the trigger, stapling his nutsack to his leg.

:eek:

 

[D-rock]

No... I'm a let it all hang out kinda guy.

I would have figured you do strange things just so you could then go to the doctor and see his expression about it.

 

[grower_boy]

I'd tell him what I need to tell him. But I'm not gonna let him touch me anymore than he needs to.

 

[Danglyparts]

i feel akward for a second, then my defensive side kicks in. then i feel like "fuck you, i'm awesome. if you feel weird, that's your fault not mine"

 

[lurkingdirk]

I don't feel bashful about this, because no matter how weird what I'm showing the doctor is, I guarantee they have another story that is even weirder.

 

[STDiva]

I don't feel bashful about this, because no matter how weird what I'm showing the doctor is, I guarantee they have another story that is even weirder.

I went in to my doctor once and found out I had syphillis on the foot. I figured it was the weirdest thing he's ever seen, then he told me about a woman who came in earlier that week with athletes cunt.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I went in to my doctor once and found out I had syphillis on the foot. I figured it was the weirdest thing he's ever seen, then he told me about a woman who came in earlier that week with athletes cunt.

Nice. I once had jock-itch on my nose, but it was self explanatory.

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Fuck that bashful bullshit i let my doctor (female) know everything. and after the visit i get a happy ending.

 

[316sherm]

No... I'm a let it all hang out kinda guy.

Exactly...fuck it!
:yesyes:

 

[biomech]

No way, he probably has seen worse.