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OK, You Got MILFs, Cougars, GILFs, But What About After That?

Lee Van Queef

Maybe I Should Get A Little High First
What do you call a woman who is too old to be a GILF but you're still interested in doing the sex to her?
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
after that comes necrophilia.
 

gmase

Nattering Nabob of Negativism
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At a minimum you're looking at a 72 year-old. This assumes each generation procreates - on average - at 18.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I was thinking that but you can be a necrophiliac with a MILF or a woman of any age that you'd like to fuck as long as she were dead.
Taking your parameters into consideration, I can only split the difference with disabled geriatrics..
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
would you prefer the term "Lemondroppers"?
 

Johan

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Nothing.

Nobody wanna have sex with a 80+ years old woman
 

Lee Van Queef

Maybe I Should Get A Little High First
Nothing.

Nobody wanna have sex with a 80+ years old woman

Do you realize how starved for cock a woman over 80 must be? Try it, Johan. You might like it. A little free advice from me: ask her to pull her teeth out. FEELS SO GOOD, BRO!!!
 
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