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Old guys thread - 35+

member006

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You want to feel really old? As you should know younger people these days are enjoying the awesome sounds of old AC/DC, Kiss, Poison and many other blast from the past groups older songs. After overhearing a conversation Christmas about the love of them by a relative with a few others. I saw a way to rid myself of some clutter. I offered up about thirty cassettes of these type groups to a 14 year old in our family to which he replied "Whats a cassette?" :crying:

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Juiceman

Licking pussy is better than licking ice cream
I'm 54 also...55 in July, and can please any woman anytime. Not conceited, just convinced.:nanner:
 

jdb67

Fuck the rest, Freeones is the best!
back when I was a Kid, we could go to the Movies on a saturday night, catch two features, get a can of coke, 2 icecreams and a bag of mixed lollies and still bring home change from a dollar. (15c)
 

bodie54

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
So what do crackers taste like?

Ya know, I would like to think that the Important Age Group is secure enough in their importance that they don't feel the need to taunt us old timers, most of whom can't even remember what we ate for lunch :dunno:


;)
 

villiageidiot

Leah's Biggest Fan!
I'm 39, but I act like I'm 12. I have a 20 year old son who is embarrassed by me still! In a public place, I'm goofing around and acting like a moron and it embarrasses him. He is more mature than me!

I still hear old songs and remember the point in the song where it used to fade out, then the 8 track tape would change channels, then the song would fade back up and continue.

I remember actually having to get up and change channels on the tv. Me and my brothers were my dad's remote control!:tongue:

I remember fm-converters, anyone else remember those?
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
I'm 38, but I don't feel any different than I did 10 years ago... except it takes longer to heal and hangovers hurt a lot worse.
 

bootywatcher

I'm here to enquire about your spooons...
Since when is 35 considered old?:thefinger
 

woy

I can use Pornography in a sentence!
:D Does this mean I can't post in this tread for another 11 years? :( I feel left out.
 

Evil Hobo

Still waiting for Jenna to answer my PM
35 ain't really old - and they aren't the only ones with interesting stories.

I remember back in my day - in the 1990's - it was so shit. Man I hated all that boy/girl band bullshit - it's like bending over while a gimp batters your ass with a meat tenderiser to watch them.
Oh, but that S-Club-7 Chinese-looking bitch - I pulled my first one on a real person to her. :nanner:
Man, love them big boobies! :rolleyes:
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I am an old fart. Here are some things I miss:

--Drive-In theaters
--Ice cream trucks driven by guys who don't look like ex-cons
--Free television
--Female pubic hair
--Cheap gas
--School for kids that doesn't cost the parents a mint
--Real breasts
--Females piercing only their ears
--Males NOT piercing their ears
--Chawin' terbacky without a government warning
--Smaller grocery stores
--Chocolate bars you couldn't hold with just two fingers
--45 and 33 1/3
--Fan-friendly sports stars
 

tunsty

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
I'm 39, I look at kids today and think 'you know, there's sooo much you've missed'.
There's music, movies, world shattering events, which these kids will probably never hear of.

For example, I love 70's/80's Music (Ok, I'm a bit of a Duranie), but kids Just don't seem to know or even care that there was actually decent music before they were born.
It's all S-club-fucking seven or whatever.. I think it's sad in some ways.
 
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