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ORGASMS GONE WRONG: or Nuts Gone... Well Nuts

dlgardner

I've seen your sister naked
I was thinking back on my life lately, when I remembered a time when the woman I was dating wanted to give me something special for my birthday. It was September in Cinncinatti, and there was a knock on my door. I opened it up and there she was, unexpected, in her fall coat. She came in and let her coat drop to the floor clad in one of my shirts and thigh high white stockings.

This was (and still is) my fave for instant arousal. Needless to say we went at it a number of ways and for the last way (missionary with her rubbing those stocking clad legs all over me) she purred she wanted a pearl necklace. "Oh my", I thought, so when the time came I pulled out and shot. My first string landed right inbetween her lovely tits. However, and to both of our surprise, as I shot my second string, it had more power and as she looked down to look at the first... the second one hit her right in her left eye.

I didn't notice at first, being ... well preoccupied, and continued firing away. She suddenly sat upright, clutching her eye and trying to get out from under me. She then explained two things to me, first, the salinity of my semen made her eye burn a bit and... yes, she had not taken out her contact lens.

Well that was the end of the whoopee for that night as we spent what was left doing minor first aid.

So tell me, have you ever had this happen? OR do I just live right?
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Great now she has permanent pink eye way to go there Audy Murphy with that sharp shooting.
 

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
I have got sperm in the eye a few times sucks ass(NOT Literally) but things happen. Just clean up and move on. Plus sometimes you just shot hard that is why goggles get used so much. Sperm is not the greatest thing for eyes.
 

dlgardner

I've seen your sister naked
Doesn't slipping onto safety gear deaden the mood?
 

Supafly

Moderator
Staff member
Bronze Member
I don't have this happening lately, as when I come, it's with Petra behind me plowing me with a strap-on ^^
 
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