Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
to muck up the "Truth" behind conspiracy theories? Post links to your dirty work.

And because I speak nothing but seriousness and truth I am now a disgusting sarcastic mo fo.
Oh and also I just simply I am incapable of:
Can't you get into the evidence instead of being an asshole.
That is still hilarious to read even after all these hours that went by.
I can't believe I fell for that again. You win.

I can't believe I fell for that again. You win.
I recently found out Leslie Nielsen is behind the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman killings. You can see that in MeesterPerfect's OJ thread.
I also found something about about mind control devices and that is the reasoning behind the Congresswoman shooting.
I masturbated in a HAARP restroom earlier. Nothing really to do there except hear people fake their study about aural lights and shit. Screw it. I jacked off and left. I will infiltrate that place when they all go to sleep.
I sent all WTC7s posts to the Central Office for Mockery and Sleeve Titters
Oh and also I just simply I am incapable of:
Can't you get into the evidence instead of being an asshole.
That is still hilarious to read even after all these hours that went by.
I flew the Aurora test flights in places nobody would hear them.
I asked a simple straightforward question and then waited ....
waited .........
waited ..............
waited ..................
Still waiting ................
For an answer ..........