Pretty below average contention even if I go by your standards "Facetious".
I mean, shame on those damned "leeches" for somehow being responsible for the g'ment creating the job postings for which they applied.
Only if all the other unemployed people were as resourceful to make the government create a need for a job then give it to them....:sing:
"what a wonderful world this would be..":sing:

I can see it now, The United States of Haliburton.:thefinger