Partyz and Events

[The Promoter]

I'm a party and events planner, does anyone have any good contacts to the porn stars so I can book them for appearances?

 

[Rey C.]

Have you asked any of the ones here or tried contacting their agents?

I mean, you're on a porn board full of porn stars... and you're asking how to contact them?! The PM function, my man. The PM function.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yeah, give me their names and addresses too. I promise to share the pictures I take from the bushes outside their windows.