Penis slang names

[Vanilla Bear]

:sing: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick :sing: (I think she doesnt mean the dick huh?)

I kinda like Magic Stick

Some German ones:

Dödel
Puller (also Pullermann)
Schniedel

(those were more terms used by kids and their parents)

In German pornos they mostly use

Schwanz

 

[tunsty]

Bert

 

[Wild Natalie]

Cock N Balls!!! come on guys! You all know you cant leave out the balls!!!

Captain Wankie
Willy --- hehehe how masculine
Frankfurter if your german

 

[Kingfisher]

I thought it was funny, but I have a slightly different sense of humour than most so ... :dunno:

I laughed too.

How about... Mr. Happy?

 

[Hot Mega]

"The dilsnick"

 

[Skyraider22]

Big Daddy

 

[wrayven]

My three favorites would be: Schlong, Stiffy and Trouser Snake

 

[mrtrebus]

El Presidente

 

[StridentOnanist]

Love Length
Spunk Gun
Middle Wicket
Jizz Lobber

 

[Shindekudasai]

Hmmm, this may be kinda childish but... :rofl: How about crotch-cobra.
Good to see we Germans aren't the only ones with an excessive vocabulary when it comes to human genitalia.

:sing: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick :sing: (I think she doesnt mean the dick huh?)

I kinda like Magic Stick

Some German ones:

Dödel
Puller (also Pullermann)
Schniedel

(those were more terms used by kids and their parents)

In German pornos they mostly use

Schwanz

Perhaps some more for my countrymen: I always liked Schniedelwutz, Fotzenhobel, Johannes, Außenminister (secretary of state), Lustknochen, Fleischpeitsche, Bubenspätzle, Fellstanze, Fleischflöte, Lümmel, Spaltentaucher, Donnerlunte, Nille, Quetschkomode or Gemächt.

 

[sexmadwife]

Tadger, Wife's best friend & salami

 

[Lonilover]

Also could have some Army Linked words for it .. lol.. :
-My Cannon
-Soldier
-Little General

Yes Mr. Happy also sounds funny, but is he always happy ? mine is only happy when he sees a beautiful woman with great tits.

 

[mrtrebus]

The Inseminator

 

[ThatRedWing]

Space Mountain. Yeah it's an older ride, but it still has the longest lines in the park. Whhhoooooooo!

 

[Rusty Trombone]

meat puppet, dong, wedding tackle, purple ninja, choad, shiny turgidity, fuck-stick, boner, pocket rocket . . . that's all I got

 

[Lacey Black]

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[lurkingdirk]

the octagon.

 

[alonso.joce]

vagsubmarine
pussy cork
driller
Pedro