Yup. That was cool, all right. After I fried it up, I kept offering hand-made sausage all night. I can't believe how many people fell for it. Bunch of cock gobblers.
Did they have a large supply of Talcum powder handy? Because, y'know, tards tend to masturbate so much their pennises tend to chafe. Even during football games.
I can't believe the Fightin' Morons lost in the first round of the basketball tournament. Then again, they did keep slipping in their own drool puddles and they called too many timeouts for generous application of talcum powder.