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Playboy mansion - short on cool, long on poo

PirateKing

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Bitter much? I hope she's at least has some gratitude towards Playboy for getting her name out there.
 

Supafly

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I think she is a smart woman, having read the Wiki about her.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izabella_St._James

And, hey, Hefner had it coming, some day, one of the hundreds of women ha played would tell about it.

Let him retire and finally give up that hilarious game of trying to be 'The Playboy'. It's over.
 

SpexyAshleigh

MasterBlaster
Official Checked Star Member
I've read her book. Its poorly written for someone who has as high an education as she claims to have. She was asked to leave the mansion so I'm guessing she's trying to milk her time there for all she can...smart cookie IMO, but yeah, she's definitely bitter and jaded.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I forgot...did Hef put a gun to her head? She participated in this stuff willingly. And for what? She thought he'd make her CEO of Lockheed Martin?
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
I forgot...did Hef put a gun to her head? She participated in this stuff willingly.

I know ....:facepalm:

Let's see now: she got paid $52,000 a year in cash (bet none of it was declared to the IRS ....), had all her expenses paid for on top of that and got to live a champagne lifestyle going to top clubs, having the best hairstylists, clothes etc.

Fucking Heff was, apparently optional because, as she says, he was late with the cash, she withheld her 'services'.

The man takes Viagra ... no shit. When I'm his age, I'll probably be mainlining it just to keep up with one woman, never mind a dozen.

And there was poo on the floor. That she says Heff picked up. So really, aside from him not getting in a trainer for the dogs, his 'crimes' seem to be not being younger, and not giving her exactly what she wanted without her having earned or deserved it in any way.

Hope the IRS audit the shit out her. Heff won't sue because he is actually a gentleman and, why throw good money after bad?
 

Boothbabe

I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
I've read another article about it on a Dutch forum. She says they lived in a prison and basically were treated as sex toys but I don't understand why she's complaining now. She made the decision to throw her dignity out the window and live the life while she could have said "fuck you Heff" any time she wanted. She did it for the money so she's no different form the common street prostitute. The only difference is she was more comfortable.
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
I don't think Heff will be giving two shits about a migrant whore :1orglaugh I
mean he's probably had thousands of them in his time ;)
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Are there pop ups in this book she wrote because if there isn't then I am not reading it!
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Can't say I really care one way or another, but I do have a hard time believing that Hugh Hefner would go around and pick up dog crap.
 

Bloodshot Scott

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
$48,000 a year to 12 different sets of T&A to live there equals Hef pays about $600K or so to have all that tail hanging around. These girls are gold diggers, and Hef is an old gross prune. It's just bizarre all around. But hell, I'd still go to the Mansion if invited. ;)


BTW, what ever became of all those "gold tickets" that were handed out as passes to the mansion in issues for sale? :dunno:
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I believe that they only just came out this month. Declining sales of Playboy aside, it may take a while to find them all.
 

Crazy4theBrat

Oh no, the old titles are back!
Other than the pet feces on the floors, I didn't read anything that surprised me in the least. He is fabulously wealthy, so he:

- Lives in a mansion
- Has 8 beautiful blondes living with him
- Pays them each $1,000 a week for their company (not a bad deal)
- Pops Viagra like they are M&M's
- Has orgies with all 8 of the bimbos who live with him

Not only do all of these things not surprise me, but I would be surprised if any one of them were not part of Hef's life at his current age. My guess is that the bimbo who wrote the book didn't like his pets, so she made up the stories about them relieving themselves all over the floors.
 

Death-Proof-69

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
woah, so sex with an 80 year old man wasn't exciting?!? no way!!! prolific drug use? promiscuous sex? not at the playboy mansion! no sir, that just can't be! some people :facepalm:
 

Namreg

Banned
um... "the girls felt like whores"... you get paid for sex, you are a whore. that is the very definition of the term.

also, hef does not have an empire. his daughter has been running the company for years now.
 

Tittyman5000

Freeones T-shirt Winner
This story is Hilarious, I can just imagine walking down the halls of the mansion smelling cat piss, dog shit, spilled booze from all the parties, then a smell of old man decay :D
Its proby true because on girls next door they all had pets and Kendra's room was always filthy, Hef's room too, I bet he got mold growin under all that shit, LOL My IDOL :D
 
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