"Playing" N64 By Myself... (Photoset)

[KimoraKlein]

So I play Zelda (either OoT or Majora's Mask, both of which I've already beat) like every other day. 'Cause I'm obsessed. And only have an N64. Not that it's not awesome, just wish I had a Wii. Anywho.

TODAY MY MOTHERFUCKING CARTRIDGE WASN'T WORKING.

And I decided that since my parents are out, I'm a hornball, and hang around my room naked, I figure I'd make a picture-story for you guys. Let's begin...


I tried to invite someone over so I could kick their ass in Mortal Kombat first...




This cutie will "FINISH YOU!"




Maybe I should play with myself?




Yeah. So I'm thinking Zelda. RPGs ftw!




BUT IT WOULDN'T START. Must be my goddamn dusty room.




Guess there's another way to play.




Was kinda curious to see how the curved bottom part felt against the back of my throat...




That was yummy, thought I should try it somewhere else.




I fucked myself with this thing for a good 20 minutes until I came super hard. ugghhh so good.




Had to lick off the girl juice good. Didn't want the next players hand to smell like Kimora cum.



The end.


Hope you guys get a kick out of me getting off. Next time I'm with my webmaster I'm gonna shoot video of this in high quality for my site. This is my new favorite... console.


Anyone want me to marinate their Wii controller inside me?

 

[mrtrebus]

Nice!
I've got my joystick out!
:rubbel:

 

[KimoraKlein]

Nice!
I've got my joystick out!
:rubbel:

Hahaha. Yum.

 

[StanScratch]

Aw, man, you are MUCH better at those games than I am.

 

[mrtrebus]

Hahaha. Yum.

Shame its always 'game over' far too quickly

 

[KimoraKlein]

Shame its always 'game over' far too quickly

lmao. I love a silly guy.

 

[Boothbabe]

You don't get out much do you?

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Did you have the Rumble Pak going with your controller?

 

[KimoraKlein]

You don't get out much do you?

If I did, you wouldn't be getting fun pictures like this :1orglaugh

 

[GregCentauro]

Shame its always 'game over' far too quickly

No wonder. You have it set on "autofire"

 

[KimoraKlein]

Did you have the Rumble Pak going with your controller?

NO omfg why didn't I think of this. Duh. Later on tonight before bed I'll play with that. Goddamn.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

You should try and find a Superpad for the N64. Doesn't have the two prongs on the side and the one in the middle is larger. Makes playing much more... enjoyable.

 

[KimoraKlein]

You should try and find a Superpad for the N64. Doesn't have the two prongs on the side and the one in the middle is larger. Makes playing much more... enjoyable.

I used to have one back in the day, but dumped it cause my hamster chewed the shit out of the cord. :| Oh wellz.

 

[FrankG]

Those are some nice pictures.

Too bad I can't play zelda anymore because I traded it for killer instinct gold lol.

Thanks for sharing ur pics

 

[JacknCoke]

your going to break the game your so good

 

[~~whimsy~~]

So do you have any updated systems or just a N64???

 

[TheAmazingRed]

I wish I still had my N64 (Complete that is)...

I'd love to watch you play.

 

[KimoraKlein]

Those are some nice pictures.

Too bad I can't play Zelda Anymore because I traded it for killer instinct gold lol.

Thanks for sharing ur pics

NOOO Zelda is a no-trade! :[

But I'm glad you liked the pictures. That makes me happy

 

[KimoraKlein]

So do you have any updated systems or just a N64???

I have a PS2 and an XBOX. I don't really do anything on the PS2 other than DDR (obligatory because I'm azn). And I can never get time on the XBOX because my brother hogs the shit out of it!

 

[jod0565]

Thanks for the nice pics!

Imagine what you'll be able to do with a wireless controller!