Porn director

[atxraised]

If you were asked to cast a porn movie who would be in it and who would she be having sex with?

 

[jasonk282]

Brandy Taylor and ME

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Adele Stephens and of course me.

 

[GregCentauro]

John Prescott and Dame Edna Average :dunno:

 

[Mrs Jolly]

John Prescott and Dame Edna Average :dunno:

Excellent choices! The sheer acreage of John Prescott's arse would enable you the chance to employ a whole host of tracking shots, panning efffects and wide angle framing. It would prove a great springboard to a career in natural history film making, there being such a short step to working with the more fragrant and dainty Hippopotamus or the less cantankerous (but for the sake of the film - equally horny) Rhinocerous.