Porn More Popular than Religion?

[Baill Inneraora]

At least it might cut down on the repetitive "Oh my god" you hear in porn a lot.

ha ha ha. I'd rep you if I could.

 

[Friday on my mind]

Close call, the Beatles sold more records, but Jesus sold more books.

Tiebreaker will be who has inspired better “wannabes”. Jesus has umpteen million pious preachers, but the Beatle had the monkeys. Tie breaker goes to the Beatles.

More books, you sure? I must own like (hold on let me go count em lol) 8 Beatle related books and never have owned any bibles.:bowdown:

But long term historically you are probably right.

Poor John got caught saying something deep that some people totally took the wrong way.What he was saying (and kind of saying this is hard to beleive) was that the beatles popularity at the height of beatlemania was beyond anything his mind could have ever imagined and that for many teens they(the Beatles) were being worshipped as gods.Heady stuff for 4 kids from Liverpool.

 

[Big Perm]

Hey Id pretend to believe in the holy bear if the government bought me a Ferrarri and all I had to do was get wasted in a tee pee all day.

Holy shit!
As i stated in another post, my gf is native american, and we're currently living on an indian reservation. Normally, I keep stereotypes at bay on public forums, because you can't fart while talking about one without pissing people off, but...
On this reservation they have a thing called '18 money'. Not many people outside the reservation know about it, and if a lot of people knew about it shit would hit the fan. Every person on this reservation, and every kid who ever will reach the age of 18 gets a check from the government for $50,000. Tax free of course because we're on an indian reservation. This money is just a check, so they can do whatever they want with it.
What do 99% of the people do with it? They go out and buy a really nice car for about $40-45k (hey some of the money had to go to that awesome 18 b-day party!). Then, insurance is an oddity around here, so within a month they have that baby totalled.
It's the circle of life here on the res.
1. kid is poor as hell
2. kid gets 50k
3. kid gets fast car
4. kid wrecks car
5. kid is back to step 1
There is another tribe that lives on this res, too. Their money is called '21 money' because they believe that 18 is just too young to have 50k.

There is a very, very small % that take the money and buys something usefull, like a house, or some land. I would say college, but everyone here has a full scholarship, and could get just about any job they wanted with the minority flag, but most don't bother. Shit why work when you can get a check from the government for not working? Then there are all of these programs, they have so many of them they can't even keep track of them all. Programs to get a house free of charge, shit anything you can think of. My gf's mom lives in a nice 3 bedroom house that i would love to have. Her payments are $75 a month including the 1 acre plot it is on for 30 years, then she owns it all, she got that on some housing program.
Don't have the money to buy a car to get you to that job you just got making $8 an hour that your going to quit as soon as you get the car anyway? Shit we got a program for that even. Every one of them a bleeding heart, too. Everyone's got a story about how the government fucked them over. ("Hey the FBI might not have taken your house if you didn't have a meth lab in the back room there, god damn them for finding it!!!")
Got weed? Google Humboldty County, best weed in the U.S.. Hell with a 215 you can even grow weed, and smoke it legally! Right in your front yard as you wave at the tribal police. Everyone and their mother (literally!!!) has one, 'oh i got this pain in my back doc' gonna need a 215 for that. You can even take all of your friend's 215's and grow all their weed for them, too! You can have an entire field of pot, and as long as you have 215's posted on your property, you're totally legal.

We have a daughter, and after watching most all of these losers piss away money, and get all kinds of freebies, you can bet your ass my daughter will take that money with a smile on her face, and a proud dad watching his tax dollars go to work at the same time. Wonder what college she'll go to...

If anyone on here is offended by any of this, you can shove it up your ass. I did not lie about a single thing, and if you're offended, it's because it's true. I live it, and I see it every day.

 

[Member2019]

Re: It's about a reflection character ...

It seems that my posts are being taken far more seriously than they used to be.

Again, I'm not one to judge. And yes, you weren't being serious.

I was just saying that even in such a mode, there is a limit one should consider not crossing, even in jest. And yes, even when a Bible Thumper is using his Book as hard and often and annoying as the bass from an off-beat rapper with a bad score to a really bad, B ghetto flick coming out of a THX system and more than deserves it.

Besides, if you haven't heard my "many sermons,"** God is a Woman, and woman was created in Her image. She created man as a play toy for woman, and God is just the ultimate unification of woman that man, if he ever had Her, would die from mere sight of Her, let alone if he could lay with Her ...

Talk about your "blue balls"!
and not from not getting any, but how much they'd be drained!

**E.g., here's one of my great "blaspheme" (to Bible Thumpers who think the cock is only for the creampie):
The male penis ... it's not merely designed for intercourse ...
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=743268

I don't know about you, I'm not into pissing off the Almighty. I'm into working my way into Her ... well, ya'know. Maybe She likes the "bad boy" and you know more than me.

Does this actually mean that I'm becoming a "respected member" of the FreeOnes board?

Quote an oldie --er, sort of ...
"I'm gonna make my brown balls ...
I'm gonna make my brown balls ...
I'm gonna make my brown balls ... bluuuueeeeeuuuuuu."

Dude, "respect" is what you have earned. That still didn't factor into my response.

If so, please for the love of God or Satan or Charles Darwin take that "respect" back, because I dont want it. [Wow, the name C-H-A-R-L-E-S is now automatically changed into the name of a pornstar I've never heard of]

Dude, you are the evolution of ... well, I don't know. Whatever it is, it is good, I think?

I hear you Prof, my attempts to be funny have been going slightly sideways in the past couple of weeks, I dont know what to tell ya :hatsoff:. But keep fighting the good fight and always remember BlueBalls loves you and everyone else.

Again, don't piss off "The Chick," try to win Her favor.

I'm still trying to bait the Thumpers

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving

Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

I'm thinking of a "wine tasting test," flowing out of my "dual" "wine skins" and into the flowing rivers of the mouth that is woman.

 

[mrtrebus]

God is a woman?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUf3r3cB4zg

 

[Big Perm]

God is a woman?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUf3r3cB4zg

Ask a black person what color god/jesus is, then ask a white person the same question. So, to answer your question, hell why not?

Man, i gotta leave this thread alone...

 

[mrtrebus]

Ask a black person what color god/jesus is, then ask a white person the same question. So, to answer your question, hell why not?

Man, i gotta leave this thread alone...

They should give the same answer as he was from the Middle East.

 

[Big Perm]

They should give the same answer as he was from the Middle East.

Depends on who you ask i guess, according to Mormon belief, the garden of eden was in Missouri. I always thought he was a Jew, which raises the question...how come baptist etc. don't practice Judaism?

 

[Legzman]

Porn is real, religion is fake.

 

[Wickedclown]

Porn is real, religion is fake.

At least porn is a side effect of democracy (...and even a motor for it), religion on the other hand, well...

 

[BlueBalls]

Re: It's about a reflection character ...

Not by me....



Don't worry Blue,I for one will never take you seriously...............and I can't take back what I never gave.

Thanks for the support Elwood, I knew I could count on you.

:thumbsup:

Again, I'm not one to judge. And yes, you weren't being serious.

I was just saying that even in such a mode, there is a limit one should consider not crossing, even in jest. And yes, even when a Bible Thumper is using his Book as hard and often and annoying as the bass from an off-beat rapper with a bad score to a really bad, B ghetto flick coming out of a THX system and more than deserves it.

Besides, if you haven't heard my "many sermons,"** God is a Woman, and woman was created in Her image. She created man as a play toy for woman, and God is just the ultimate unification of woman that man, if he ever had Her, would die from mere sight of Her, let alone if he could lay with Her ...

Talk about your "blue balls"!
and not from not getting any, but how much they'd be drained!

**E.g., here's one of my great "blaspheme" (to Bible Thumpers who think the cock is only for the creampie):
The male penis ... it's not merely designed for intercourse ...
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=743268

I don't know about you, I'm not into pissing off the Almighty. I'm into working my way into Her ... well, ya'know. Maybe She likes the "bad boy" and you know more than me.

Quote an oldie --er, sort of ...
"I'm gonna make my brown balls ...
I'm gonna make my brown balls ...
I'm gonna make my brown balls ... bluuuueeeeeuuuuuu."

Dude, "respect" is what you have earned. That still didn't factor into my response.

Dude, you are the evolution of ... well, I don't know. Whatever it is, it is good, I think?

Again, don't piss off "The Chick," try to win Her favor.

I'm still trying to bait the Thumpers


I'm thinking of a "wine tasting test," flowing out of my "dual" "wine skins" and into the flowing rivers of the mouth that is woman.

I take your word into account like I always do - I believe I have expressed my love also you caught me at a tender moment - and I'll move on. But isnt that why there are "lines"? To be crossed? We obviously have different senses of humour but anyway I wont continue the debate.


For today is just a day and tomorrow is the end of the world :hatsoff:

 

[freeryan]

Religion is clearly the replacement of understanding reality. It's more comforting to put responsiblity in the hands of an invisible god but that's really unhealthy and dangerous. We all know what harm religion causes and how the positives try to justify the negatives in religion and mostly the bible. A moral fiber is already implanted as we live and learn and can't honestly say that a sexist, racist, murder preaching book is a moral guide for decent humans. Porn Bless You All!

 

[Nester6]

Religion is clearly the replacement of understanding reality. It's more comforting to put responsiblity in the hands of an invisible god but that's really unhealthy and dangerous. We all know what harm religion causes and how the positives try to justify the negatives in religion and mostly the bible. A moral fiber is already implanted as we live and learn and can't honestly say that a sexist, racist, murder preaching book is a moral guide for decent humans. Porn Bless You All!

True

 

[Bigoldowls]

Most definitely - without a shadow of doubt. :thumbsup: