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Queefs vs. Farts

Which is funnier?


  • Total voters
    28

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
A queef as a result of some adult swimming is a lot funnier than letting loose a stinky. A fart is not always funny for all, but a queef is.
 

Torre82

Moderator
Staff member
A fart is funny. A queef is fucking HAWT. Just knowing that the cutesy fart noise made it's way through your beef flaps and into the world.. it's like birthing a little comedy and as a side effect I often feel like donating some sperm immediately after hearing a queef.
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Well, I can't queef, so I'm gonna go with a fart. :hatsoff:
 
Queefs are sexy :D


Now if only we could produce a CakeQueef's video in the same vein as the Cakefarts video, I'd be one happy jack in the box.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
I really don't like either.

It's shameful what happened to Butters. :nono:
 

IrishFella

Myth 1: Men want sex more than women
Queefs should be banned mainly due to the "road warrior queef"...that's just despicable!
 

mrflexxx

I need viagra!
I eat over 300 grams of protein a day, my farts are harmonious. When you fart as often as i do, you actually learn how to control the "release", which can in turn produce some of the funniest fart noises ever heard.
Same can go for a cunt fart, if you know what you are doing they can be very funny
 

Kil4Thril

Closed Account
I eat over 300 grams of protein a day, my farts are harmonious. When you fart as often as i do, you actually learn how to control the "release", which can in turn produce some of the funniest fart noises ever heard.
Same can go for a cunt fart, if you know what you are doing they can be very funny

I never get gaseous on the higher protein, but man. you can clog an industrial toilet like that.

That puddingfarts video was just wrong. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
 
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