Questions that keep me up at night...

[lurkingdirk]

If I see it and dont shit bricks, does that mean I have colon cancer?

:rofl::rofl:

i do like that you're taking this seriously.

 

[tiger1977]

"Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?"

 

[rabid_2250]

That's a thousand million.

Depends where you live. Australia and USA a thousand million is a billion, thousand billion is a trillion and so on. Some places (not sure where, but they do exist) a million million is a billion, this sometimes causes confusion. Like right now.

 

[dogbone27]

"Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?"

Michael Phelps

 

[gunslingingbird]

Michael Phelps

You beat me to it! :cussing:

 

[busenbust]

Why is my Life turning out this way????

 

[gunslingingbird]

Did I really fuck that one chick the other day? :eek:

 

[calpoon]

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, then shouldn't cannibals be called humanitarians?

 

[mrtrebus]

If its true that the Queen receives two turds in the post every month. . .who's sending the other one?!?

 

[Jeep!]

Me.

 

[BlueBalls]

Which shampoo should I wash my hair with?

If I were a fox would I really be that cunning?

Why is it I have a small bald spot under my chin when I grow a beard? No one see's it, it just bugs me

 

[sexarise! chick]

Great thread. Made me laugh.

Tammy