Random Statement Thread II

[D-rock]

Have you been eating millipedes again?

Starting out with centipedes might be a better idea.

 

[Lungzyn]

Starting out with centipedes might be a better idea.

:yummie:
Much better tasting, and no Chance of cyanide!
(or less Chance at least, I'm not sure now :o)

 

[Artimus]

:sing: Cen-ti-peeede! :sing:

 

[L3ggy]

The End.

But The End was killed in 1964, by Naked Snake, he can't be alive now...

 

[Lungzyn]

It took me so long to kill The End :crash:

 

[Bonezstorm]

This...is the End

Grandpaaa.... Grandpa!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Gimme Super Mario or Kirby for some video game action.

I'm talking old time NES versions.

-cs™

 

[L3ggy]

It took me so long to kill The End :crash:

Long? I find him really easy.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Didn't you know that The End can die of old age?

 

[Lungzyn]

Long? I find him really easy.

I was unlucky in guessing his location I think :dunno:

 

[OldFucker]

Don't you love it when you find a pornstar who looks exactly like a smoking hot girl you knew in real life that you never managed to bang?

Avy Lee Roth. Just discovered her, and she looks exactly like a girl I used to know. This'll be fun :thumbsup:

 

[Lungzyn]

I know a guy that looks exactly like Anthony Kiedis
No porn stars :dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

Didn't you know that The End can die of old age?

That's the easiest way^^

You won't get his camo, or his Mosin Nagant...

 

[Lungzyn]

Photosynthetic camo ftw

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:sing: This used to be a funhouse!....



















...but now it's full of evil clowns! :sing:

 

[Lungzyn]

[COLOR="[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/pink"]Pink[/URL][/B]"]Pink![/COLOR]
Aren't all clowns evil?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yep Pink. But this line sometimes fits in here I think.

And yeah all clowns are evil!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hey I have a question,

is 'muff' an offensive word for the vagina?

Because I somehow like the word, but I don't want to use it if it's offensive such as cunt.

 

[Lungzyn]

Its inoffensive according to this
Cunt is definitely worse

 

[lurkingdirk]

i thought a muff was a hand-warmer?
i suppose that's not offensive at all! "hey, i have cold hands. may i warm them in your muff?"