Reading material while on the toilet?

[Straight Shooter]

Do you read anything while you're on the toilet? Sometimes I'll take the newspaper or a book with me if I know it's going to be long one. :o

 

[Ace Bandage]

The Zombie Survival Guide... you know, because you can never be too prepared.

 

[dbradford8589]

Thats usally where I read Playboy.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

Sure, books, iPod, DS, PSP, laptop... I could be sitting on the stinker right now.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

WTC7s posts, so I can wipe my ass with them afterwards.

And Moby Dick, because you can never be too ironic

 

[maildude]

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

 

[Ulysses31]

I personally want to get out of there as soon as possible

 

[jod0565]

Winnie The Pooh.

 

[Facetious]

I personally want to get out of there as soon as possible

Exactly. My rear generally doesn't even touch down on the seat . . . it doesn't have to because it's over and done with in an instant.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Game Informer, maybe a novel I am currently reading, or some random magazine.

 

[busaguy79]

I just stare at myself in the mirror.....

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I just generally take my laptop in with me so I can catch up on my favorite community forum, Freeones.

If I don't do that, I amuse myself with the labels on the toothpaste, toilet paper, tampons, etc.

 

[Kittymeow]

Vogue Paris

 

[larss]

I keep humorous books in there to keep me entertained.

 

[windowsxp02]

Why the shit do you require reading material for doing shit ?

 

[hiropro]

Just the newspaper first off in the morning.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I just generally take my laptop in with me so I can catch up on my favorite community forum, Freeones.

You too, huh ......

 

[meesterperfect]

for some reason , probably the food here, i just sit and go..
no energy or time required.
i dont read anything.

when i'm in the states however i may be on the can for 5 or 10 min.
i read mein kampf.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

You too, huh ......

How do you fit in in the litterbox?

 

[vodkazvictim]

I read the words on Baconsalt...