Real Stories

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Do you have a saucy story to tell? Were interested in hearing.
Write your penthouse moment here.

Plz no fantasy, just real.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

:wtf: is your name?

 

[STDiva]

:wtf: is your name?

What he said.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Well, one time, at band camp..........

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Well, one time, at band camp..........

It was Blueballs wasnt it

 

[ThatRedWing]

It was Blueballs wasnt it

Actually it was Blueballs and Chef. I seem to remember a bottle of Jack and a chimp too. But that could have been another time.

 

[busenbust]

Do you have a saucy story to tell? Were interested in hearing.
Write your penthouse moment here.

Plz no fantasy, just real.

:rofl: Loving the handle:thumbsup:

:anonymous


...and repped.

 

[BlueBalls]

I once had sex with Jeff Goldblum.

Yeah ... it was pretty fun ... :dunno:

I have to go now.

 

[jasonk282]

There was tequila and a donkey involved........

 

[mentalman]

:wtf: is your name?

What he said.

I wanna know too. How'd you come up with that???

 

[busenbust]

:rofl: Loving the handle:thumbsup:

:anonymous


...and repped.

...and find all posts/threads by ***** :1orglaugh

 

[24788]

He can't be traced!

 

[busenbust]

^^(How's your Asus 247??

 

[biomech]

:wtf: Sweet name.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

He must have taken BlueBall's, well, blue balls and made them his name!

That must be one nasty relationship...

 

[JacknCoke]

This thread is off to a great start!

 

[jod0565]

I'm logged on to Freeones right now. True story.

 

[Mrs Jolly]

For my sins I have a number of gay male friends. It was a mantra amongst them that there is nothing more boring than straight sex stories.

Invariably it was always something as daring as, "then after a few drinks she said, let's ask my roomate if she is interested." For straights, getting three in the bed is a big deal. For gay men. Meh. After a while any of the straight guys who had a story to tell of sexual conquest involving more than one partner were told, "wake me when you get to nine."

 

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:rofl: Loving the handle:thumbsup:

:anonymous


...and repped.

My first.. :thumbsup:

For my sins I have a number of gay male friends. It was a mantra amongst them that there is nothing more boring than straight sex stories.

Invariably it was always something as daring as, "then after a few drinks she said, let's ask my roomate if she is interested." For straights, getting three in the bed is a big deal. For gay men. Meh. After a while any of the straight guys who had a story to tell of sexual conquest involving more than one partner were told, "wake me when you get to nine."

I wont be judging, I'm curious & started this thread so the www could tell a confession ... I don't care if they all contained a neighbor/wife/boss or even Jeff Goldblum

 

[busenbust]

^^Your welcome Sir/Madam:hatsoff: