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Torre82

Moderator
Staff member
::eyes my FleshLight suspiciously::
Hmmmm... apparently sex-tech has surpassed me while I was busy wanking thru most of 2008. The Amy Fisher sex piques my interest. Not so sure about the rest.. altho Jada has my attention whenever I see her content. Ah well, it's 150 bucks I'll probably never spend unless the site really, REALLY takes off. FleshLight has a huge marketshare and I dont believe they'll lose it to an expensive competitor anytime soon. :shrug:
 

ftarrlick

Banned
I agree that Fleshlight has a huge market share and there's already devices that take Fleshlight and make some kind of auto-jerk-off machine out of it. Here's a video:

http://fleshjoe.com/fleshlight/videos/pete.html

Personally, I wouldn't stick my willie into anything connected to the mains, like the realtouch needs. Although "feeling" the sex video... now that's sure to be rockin' :)
 

Timbobjambo

The Rules, of course I have read them!
Just recently my boss was making jokes about cybersex and that we would end up using devices like this. Great technology but I'm not sticking my dick in stuff like that.

What do females get?
 

ftarrlick

Banned
Just recently my boss was making jokes about cybersex and that we would end up using devices like this. Great technology but I'm not sticking my dick in stuff like that.

What do females get?

Females have sybian and a lot of other sex machines already... cmon :)
 

stampede2873

Junior Olympic Pole Vaulter
Knowing my luck I'll either get my dick ripped off or fried!!!

Sig___Stampede2873_by_diesal2873.jpg
 

shayd

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
Wow, one faulty part, and you're talking MAJOR pain.
 

ftarrlick

Banned
Looking at that video of these ribbons turning real fast... scared me. If u must fuck a machine, I prefer the one demoed by Pete above. But I prefer my hand!!! :)
 

Galactic

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Huh. Looks pretty cool, but there are a lot of moving parts in that thing. Think I will wait to hear reports come out first.......
 

Spleen

Banned?
Now that is a desperate measure. Surely no one is THAT bad with women?
 

tunsty

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
'Developed and tested by a former NASA engineer..'


<knock knock>

'Hey Bob, I was wondering if you could look over this data...

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!.. WTF IS THAT CONTRAPTION ON YOUR COCK... SHIT!.. I MEAN, GODDAM... SHIT, BOB.. WAIT UNTIL YOUR HOME BEFORE YOU DO THAT.. I MEAN...JEEZ..'
 

cartman24

I'm going to cum when I get my Freeones T-shirt!
This has got to be the most over the top and technical sex toy I have ever seen. I wonder just how realistic t could possibly feel, it seems a bit intimidating.
 

Hypergalaxy

Fuck the rest, Freeones is the best!
Only problem is if it malfunctions it will rip your dick off and then you wont have to ever worry about sex again lol



And I am not saying this to be mean or anything but does the girl in the ad really annoy any of you or is it just me?
 
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