Boothbabe
I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
Taoism - shit happens.
Hare Krishna - shit happens, rama rama ding ding
Hinduism - this shit happened before.
Islam - if shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen - what is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism - if shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism - Confucius says, "shit happens".
7th day adventist - shit happens on saturdays.
Protestantism - shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism - if shit happens, I derserve it.
Jehova's witness - knock knock, "shit happens".
Unitarian - what is this shit?
Mormon - shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism - why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism - let's smoke this shit.
Hare Krishna - shit happens, rama rama ding ding
Hinduism - this shit happened before.
Islam - if shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen - what is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism - if shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism - Confucius says, "shit happens".
7th day adventist - shit happens on saturdays.
Protestantism - shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism - if shit happens, I derserve it.
Jehova's witness - knock knock, "shit happens".
Unitarian - what is this shit?
Mormon - shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism - why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism - let's smoke this shit.