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Remembering Tami Martin, Ms Butterface 1993

Lee Van Queef

Maybe I Should Get A Little High First
I remember her. If she had a bag on her head she was a 9 but wearing a potato sack as a dress she became a 3. If you average it out she'd be a 6 but you might have to drink a 12 pack to agree.
 

Supafly

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It did not happen.

You forgot Golden Rule #1
 

John_8581

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Is Dino rating her? What the hell is he talking about? Is she a cam girl? An adult model? A pornstar? I've never heard of his girl. From first glance, I thought she died. :(
 

Supafly

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I suspect he forgot again, that he had a full bong, and we didn't
 

Lee Van Queef

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Tami Martin was a nice girl and a personal trainer at a gym I worked at. She had the [nobabe]body[/nobabe] of a swimsuit model but when she smiled she looked like Beetlejuice in a curly blonde wig. I saw her boobs and almost got her bra completely off before she stopped me. She wanted to slow things down a bit. Good for her because as I was pursuing doing the sex to her I also had a bet with my asst manager that I could insert my penis into the girl he just hired before he could get her a uniform shirt. When Tami realized what a cad I was she lost interest in me and started giving me the cold shoulder. At least I won the bet.
 

Lee Van Queef

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Hold on. I got it! I got it!!!

Uh... "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to... remember where you left your pants."

Right? :yesyes:

Remember not to leave your Drivers License too unless you want her to know where you live.

 

Supafly

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Tami Martin was a nice girl and a personal trainer at a gym I worked at. She had the [nobabe]body[/nobabe] of a swimsuit model but when she smiled she looked like Beetlejuice in a curly blonde wig. I saw her boobs and almost got her bra completely off before she stopped me. She wanted to slow things down a bit. Good for her because as I was pursuing doing the sex to her I also had a bet with my asst manager that I could insert my penis into the girl he just hired before he could get her a uniform shirt. When Tami realized what a cad I was she lost interest in me and started giving me the cold shoulder. At least I won the bet.

Until you provide photos, this thread didn't even happen .

Golden Rule #1
 

Lee Van Queef

Maybe I Should Get A Little High First
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