Report: Schwarzenneger has passion for unattractive women (and more...)

[Bloodshot Scott]

LOS ANGELES -- He needs to be the prettiest face in the place!

Disgraced ex-California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger reportedly picks unattractive women to bed because they fawn all over his muscle-bound bod -- and are grateful for the attention in a way gorgeous gals never are.

That revelation is one of dozens dished in a "dirty dossier" compiled by now-jailed Tinseltown gumshoe Anthony Pellicano, according to Britain's News of the World.


"He sees himself as the dominant, beautiful one," reads the dossier, commissioned by Schwarzenegger's political backers during the buildup to his first run for office.


Arnold Schwarzenegger likes non-bombshells like Mildred Baena.
"The physical is most important to him and he does not want to be upstaged or lose the spotlight in company of a strikingly beautiful woman," the explosive report reads.

The dossier also calls "The Terminator" star "an unstoppable womanizer, even worse than the Kennedys," the British paper reported.

The troubling details of the Sperminator's supposed serial infidelity came as a source told The Post that Schwarzenegger learned about his out-of-wedlock only son five weeks ago -- the same time his world began unraveling.

His now-estranged wife, Maria Shriver, had suspected the 13-year-old boy -- the same age as the couple's own youngest son -- looked enough like her famously flirty husband to be his spawn, a source close to the situation told The Post.

She confronted the boy's mom, Schwarzenegger housekeeper Mildred "Patty" Baena, who confessed to the tawdry affair and later resigned, the source said.

It was only then that Shriver dropped the paternity bomb on her hubby.

Baena -- who is now in seclusion with her son in Los Angeles -- refuses to talk about the infidelity to anyone, for any price, her lawyer, Michael Saltz, said.

"She hasn't told a single person about it, including Arnold himself," Saltz said.

Meanwhile, the dossier included a stunning litany of sexual transgressions.

Schwarzenegger's political buddies had ordered the probe out of worry that there were skeletons in the muscleman's closet -- and they found a virtual boneyard.

While filming the 1990 smash hit "Total Recall" in Mexico, Schwarzenegger allegedly had his longtime on-and-off lover Gigi Goyette flown onto the set for weekend romps.

"The girls on set could not understand why he was bringing this plain girl down when they were all willing and able to help him commit adultery," according to the report.

But another mistress knew why, according to the dossier.

"She . . . confided that Schwarzenegger enjoys sex with plain women because they tend to demonstrate more admiration, adoration and excitement over his body."

Also yesterday, actress Jane Seymour claimed Schwarzenegger has more out-of-wedlock kids he's kept secret from the world.

"I heard about two more children," the actress told Britain's Daily Mail.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/ruff_sex_for_arnie_go2upgBpy4vmrowNPlqufJ

What is your major malfunction, Ahnold???? :tongue:

 

[meesterperfect]

Plus he was very rude to his training partners

 

[Rane1071]

Poor Arnie,

 

[STDiva]

He sure does like unattractive women. I spotted him with Pippa Middleton in a Quiznos downtown.

 

[Supafly]

Watch this and go to minute 1:30



Train wreck

 

[ralph furley]

well Maria Shriver is quite unattractive herself. but no way is arnold a bigger womanizer than the worst of the kennedys. he'd have to screw 3 women a day to top JFK. but yeah that mildred chick is ugly

 

[mr. jizz]

Ahnold, He's cumming day and night!

 

[Rey C.]

I don't know about the other "average" guys on here. But I'm beginning to get a (sick) sense of satisfaction that I've had much better looking women in my life than both Tiger Woods and Arnold Schwarzenegger. And unlike Dominique Strauss-Kahn, I've never been so desperate that I had to leap on a slow moving hotel maid to get my jollies.

*breathes in deeply* Yep, feelin' pretty damn good about myself this morning. I don't go for Coyote Ugly and I'm not a rapist. A great way to start my day! :surprise:

 

[Bonezstorm]

Jane Seymour reported that Arnold has 2 other illegitimate kids

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43096815/ns/today-entertainment/

Arnold and Jane share the same circle of friends.
Yeah, you always know who your real friends are when you're in trouble

 

[ralph furley]

are there any attractive women named mildred? anyway i bet her pussy feels good

 

[Bearded_Menace]

He sure does like unattractive women. I spotted him with Pippa Middleton in a Quiznos downtown.

:1orglaugh Why pick on Quiznos? Why not the Waffle House? There is always a large contingency of ugly folks there, so her being there wouldn't have been out of the ordinary.

 

[StanScratch]

He likes ugly chicks, eh?
I wonder, theoretically, if he would be attracted to some chick from Ohio...but it turns out it was actually some middle aged guy from Ohio? I mean, the beard and stuff might be a dead giveaway, but still? I mean, this is all in theory...it's not like I want to get fucked in the ass by Arnold Schwarzenneger or something like that, no sir!

 

[Neutron66]

It's so nice the press is ragging on the woman for being ugly.

 

[Bonezstorm]

It's so nice the press is ragging on the woman for being ugly.

You haven't seen the German press yet

 

[ralph furley]

are there any pics of her from 13 years ago, when arnold first started banging her maybe she was goodlooking once