Sal the Cat summoned for jury service.

[Boothbabe]

A cat is summoned for jury duty in a court in Boston. The owner requested the cat to be exempted from jury service because the little feline can't even talk or understand English but a jury commisioner turned down the request saying the cat has to show up :1orglaugh If it was my cat I would have gone just to make them look like idiots :1orglaugh

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...t-summoned-service-US-court-rules-attend.html

 

[Lust]

we can has voir dire?

 

[Ulysses31]

Well if he doesn't show he should be found in contempt of court and jailed, I hate cats that think they can get away with this sort of stuff

 

[gunslingingbird]

He's probably smarter than half of the other jurors, and more articulate than at least 5.

 

[fakeaccountmy]

do we have a verdict
5 yes 5 nos and a meow your honor..eh u decide!!!

 

[Ulysses31]

Well considering it's Boston the cat will be the smartest and most trustworthy member of that jury.

 

[PirateKing]

I guess that means that the defendant will be declared guilty or not guilty by a jury of his purrs.

I kill myself sometimes.

 

[Mauser98k]

excuse me, your honor? the jury is going to need a few minutes to compose ourselves. juror number 6 just barfed up feathers.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Holy cat's....they've inducted a rabbit!

 

[darkwarrior3007]

I tell you, you can not make this stuff up.:1orglaugh

 

[PirateKing]

Did anyone get a Chance to read my pun?

Please do.

 

[xfire]

A cat on a jury is great idea because you know purrjury won't tolerated.

 

[Supafly]

This makes purrrfect sense!

 

[busaguy79]

Maybe the person on trial is facing 9 life sentences??? Yeah that sucks but only thing I can come up with

 

[Ulysses31]

Let's hope he doesn't get catnapped befire the trial.

 

[BioDefenseGrad]

Awesome.

 

[PirateKing]

It's reassuring to know that we are guaranteed a fair trial under the Grand Jury Claws.

 

[knowone]

You would think there's a minimum age to be called for jury service, which the cat wouldn't make.

 

[Supafly]

You would think there's a minimum age to be called for jury service, which the cat wouldn't make.

Don't be so sure. There have been several cats ho were over 18m and the Guinness World Record cat was 34 :bowdown:

http://www.recordholders.org/en/news/news056.html

 

[gunslingingbird]

Don't be so sure. There have been several cats ho were over 18m and the Guinness World Record cat was 34 :bowdown:

http://www.recordholders.org/en/news/news056.html

I had a cat that died at the ripe old age of 19.