Satan

[assari]

was an angel that turned against God.

She takes advantange of weak-willed people and enjoy the suffering of others.

She is a war starter.

Description; externally beautiful, ugly inside and dresses in black

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Great googly moogly, you are such a fucking idiot.

 

[Nester6]

was an angel that turned against God.

She takes advantange of weak-willed people and enjoy the suffering of others.

She is a war starter.

Description; externally beautiful, ugly inside and dresses in black


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It's fuckin bad fiction like the rest of religion!

 

[Nester6]

Great googly moogly, you are such a fucking idiot.

Jezusfuckingchrist! My life has improved since I dumped all fuckin religion and belief in devils! Should have fuckin done it years ago! Fuck religion!

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Great googly moogly, you are such a fucking idiot.

Jezusfuckingchrist! My life has improved since I dumped all fuckin religion and belief in devils! Should have fuckin done it years ago! Fuck religion!

 

[assari]

Remember back in the day when these were the size of hockey pucks? They shrunk that shit down to where they can fit 2 into a pack.

^


Moderators, do your job and remove this completely irrelevant message.

It's fuckin bad fiction like the rest of religion!

These things are difficult to explain to the person who has no faith.

My life has improved since I dumped all fuckin religion and belief in devils! Should have fuckin done it years ago! Fuck religion!

In other words you're an atheist and that's okay.

Coming to faith is always voluntary thing.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Religious bondage causes more war. Satanism, at least, gives you the option to run your own life by your own rules. If you go to war then it's for something more concrete. Donating to The Church giving comfort and assistance to pedophiles seems evil to me.

 

[assari]

Donating to The Church giving comfort and assistance to pedophiles seems evil to me.

In my view the Christian do not necessarily need the church and priest can not stand above people since there is only one true Lord.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

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In my view the Christian do not necessarily need the church and priest can not stand above people since there is only one true Lord.

Agreed. Honor the Lord but your priest is just another swinging dick at a costume party. Let's hope he doesn't swing it around the children. About as biologically sound as Michael Jackson was and you wouldn't leave your kids with him either.

 

[Nester6]

Agreed. Honor the Lord but your priest is just another swinging dick at a costume party. Let's hope he doesn't swing it around the children. About as biologically sound as Michael Jackson was and you wouldn't leave your kids with him either.

Reps to you! Fuckin correct!

 

[ThatRedWing]

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Hence why dyslexic kids are always fretful at Christmas, they are terrified that in the middle of the night, Satan is going to sneak down the chimney.

 

[Nester6]

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In my view the Christian do not necessarily need the church and priest can not stand above people since there is only one true Lord.

The one true lord never shows himself. Never answers fuckin prayers and is a figment of your imagination. The bible is bad fiction amended to please church fathers regarding control of the masses at that particular time. It is full of murder,rape and slavery and is certainly not inerrant. Take up a better worship of porn. At least you'll get a good fuckin orgasm instead of praying!!!!

 

[assari]

Let's hope he doesn't swing it around the children.

Some people think that if the male priest is intrested in boys then he is either gay or bi-sexual and if the gay people would not have access to the church work then this problem would decrease.

I have always thinking that Santa Claus would be a good guy, but now it seems that he is Satan's henchman. xD

Hence why dyslexic kids are always fretful at Christmas, they are terrified that in the middle of the night, Satan is going to sneak down the chimney.

Santa Claus can be a scary sight.

A big man who wears the red clothes sneaks in the yard at night.

The one true lord never shows himself. Never answers fuckin prayers and is a figment of your imagination. The bible is bad fiction amended to please church fathers regarding control of the masses at that particular time.

-There are lot of stories in which Jesus appears

-It is not fault of Jesus if someone who claims to be a Christian does evil deeds

-The Pope, priest or some other church worker are not above the people

If they think that they are they are wrong

 

[Chopper3000]

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In my view the Christian do not necessarily need the church and priest can not stand above people since there is only one true Lord.

You are correct there is only one true Lord. He is called Louis Van Gaal.

 

[assari]

You are correct there is only one true Lord. He is called Louis Van Gaal.

(Louis Van Gaal)


I do not know what to say...in my view he's just a poor clone of the Fuhrer.

 

[John_8581]

Miroslav Satan :thumbsup:



Thread fixed.

 

[assari]

Miroslav Satan :thumbsup:

Yes, that guy looks like a Satanist.

 

[assari]

Satan is female and she has appeared in various figures.

Here are few of them:


-Adolf Hitler

-Brigitte Bardot

-Bob Geldof

-Bill Cosby

-Björn Borg

-Cliff Richards

-Ozzy Osbourne

 

[Lee Van Queef]

We have heard, "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

In reality, "The most profitable trick The Church ever pulled was convincing the world the Devil does exist."

 

[assari]

In reality, "The most profitable trick The Church ever pulled was convincing the world the Devil does exist."

Atheist believe that Satan does not exist, but we (Christians) are confident that she is with us.

Her only worthy opponet is Jesus.