Satan

[Lee Van Queef]

 

[Nester6]

Reps to you! Fuckin correct!

Jesfuckinchrist! She does exist!!!!!!! http://www.sex.com/picture/1548317/

 

[BCT]

Like I've mentioned before even though I believe in God I don't believe in the different religions and churches, they're man made and anything man made has been corrupted. There is a God of this world but he can't help you in this life, it's a test that you must take on your own. It all comes down to you.

 

[Philbert]

I LOVE Satan!

(Even though he is so creepily gay...!)

 

[assari]

She does exist!!!!!!! http://www.sex.com/picture/1548317/

This is a image of that link and only thing I see is a kind girl who is about 18 yo and and she has a man made horns.

Real Satan is much more convincing.

Like I've mentioned before even though I believe in God I don't believe in the different religions and churches

Right, the church and its staff is not a necessary thing.

You can think the message of Jesus while you are at the work or school.

I LOVE Satan!

(Even though he is so creepily gay...!)

Satan is a female.

She is not red and fat cartoon gay man.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

^^^^^^^^

Well, I was fairly sure I was going to Hell, but suddenly I'm not as scared as I was. :drool2:

 

[assari]

^^^^^^^^

Well, I was fairly sure I was going to Hell, but suddenly I'm not as scared as I was. :drool2:

I am sure that you will end up in the same place with the Satan and she is going to humiliate you.

 

[Philbert]

:thefinger

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I am sure that you will end up in the same place with the Satan and she is going to humiliate you.

You sure have a lot of specific information for being such an idiot...anyway, wherever Mr_Stiffy ends up, you are surely gonna end up in Mexico when you die...
That'll show the cartels...:thefinger:

 

[assari]

You sure have a lot of specific information for being such an idiot...

Do you wear baseball cap?

 

[Philbert]

Good Lord, asshead. You are such a stupid cocksucker.

Nothing I could say would equal the simple eloquence of this synopsis of all that your are.

 

[Jagger69]

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Atheist believe that Satan does not exist, but we (Christians) are confident that she is with us.

Her only worthy opponet is Jesus.

Surely this will be available only on pay-per-view. And then the winner takes on Chuck Liddell, yes?

 

[assari]

Surely this will be available only on pay-per-view. And then the winner takes on Chuck Liddell, yes?

Jesus is not a show person.

When he helps people he does it selflessly.

 

[Jagger69]

Jesus is not a show person.

When he helps people he does it selflessly.

Organized religion has turned Jesus into the greatest showman since P.T. Barnum....on display at a local church of your choosing each and every Sunday. Besides, I'm not talking about him helping anyone. I'm talking about him duking it out with this nasty she-devil bitch in a no-holds-barred cage match. I think lots of people would really like to see that. I mean....let's settle this good-versus-evil thing once and for all!! As for me, depends on how much it is but I would likely do it only as a pool-your-money participant with some of my pals so I'd probably be willing to pony up for a ten spot and maybe bring some beer in order to see it live. :dunno:

 

[Philbert]

Wrong...

In all actuality, EVERYONE kicks the Devil's ass...
As a Cartoon Channel Special it might get some demographics tuning in, or on Spike as a Ultimate Warrior episode with Team Bealzebub vs Team Jesus...Not only is Ol' Scratch a loser musician

But he's kinda a wimpy type and not so dangerous

except for the fact he's a Angel (although fallen); he can still leave a bad bruise.

 

[MustBeGood]

Yeah Satan exist. And enough % of the masses allow the 1% causing all the bullshit in the world for greed fuck everything up.

They go to church for salvation just to go home and watch football and sin.

Satan wins. God tried with his prophets.