'Self-arrest' program saves headaches for violators

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090609/NEWS/906090365/1001

That's my hometown. What could possibly go wrong?

And there was this gem in the comment section below the story.

Think we should try a deport yourself program?

 

[Violator79]

So you're saying I got to arrest myself......oh wait.....you said violators so I misunderstood!