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Self-Healing Car Coating Repairs Scratches

Embryoyo

My hand is my best friend!
Car Scratch Repair

The next time your car is keyed, park it under a ray of sunshine. If your car is coated in a new polyurethane film developed by scientists from the University of Southern Mississippi, the scratch will be gone in an hour.

This is some pretty neat news here :)
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Well, the scratch will still be there, but the coating will "cover it up" with color. That's still pretty cool though.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
^ So it's like getting horribly burned in a housefire, and getting plastic surgery? Sweet.
 

Torre82

Moderator
Staff member
Have they figured out a way to invent a self-healing economy yet?

For all your political needs, use BAG BALM!

::walks up to a bloated windbag politican and starts slathering the shit on him::

See? It works. Slowly. or.. um.. not at all. Nevermind. I thought it was sorta funny, tho.

A self-healing economy, eh? That's a tall order. I think humanity is too self-interested to think about others in any beneficial way. Survival of the short-term fittest in lieu of a long-term solve. That's what got us here, anyway. Decades of runaway spending and never paying the damn tab. Heh, China must've watched too many episodes of Cheers where.. apparently.. a running tab is perfectly kosher.
 

D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
...but I can go somewhere now with the knowledge that my old and scratched up car looks like a piece of junk. Usually when it gets to that point people will leave you and the car allone. :1orglaugh
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
^^ too true. I kept my car fairly decrepit looking - albeit always clean - just so it wouldn't have another driver 'cept moi.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
so thats like wax with a brain? Dangerous shit if you ask me...kinda like giving robots to much thought power on their own...
 
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