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assari

God damn it, Baconsalt!
Dear Marie Phoenix

I want to challange you to a swimming race.

You can choose the time and place.

With best regards,

assari

Finland


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Mayhem

Banned
Dear Alexis Capri,

Do you think that Global Warming will have a immediate impact on the anerobic stability of America's heartland?

Flatulent in Vegas,
Mayhem
 

assari

God damn it, Baconsalt!

JasonCook78

Baconsalt > WTC7
Dear Maria Ozawa,

Why won't you move your porn career to the United States? Since I'm very very tired seeing your pixelated vagina getting fucked by a pixelated penis. I'm tired of spending $40 each for your porn DVDs when I feel that I'm not getting worth because of all the pixelated vaginas and penises. Also I think you and Rio Hamasaki should bang in a passionate girl-girl scene only if there won't be any pixelated vaginas but if there is, I would still buy it anyways. If you ever decide to move your porn career to the US I think you should do a few scenes for DogFart because that would be a massive upgrade to the little dicks you had in Japan.


Love Your Fan,
Jason Cook
XOXOXOXOXOX
 

sean miguel

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Dear Eve Angel,

You left your ankle bracelet on my nightstand.

Next time you see it it'll be wrapped around my cock.


Yours truly,

A.F.
 

JaanaRuutu

This spot is for sale!
Official Checked Star Member
Assari you are the weirdest Finn I've ever known..and that's saying a lot considering I dress like Pikachu on a daily basis.
 

SabrinaDeep

Disciple of the Cult Mother
Official Checked Star Member
Dear Maria Ozawa,

Why won't you move your porn career to the United States? Since I'm very very tired seeing your pixelated vagina getting fucked by a pixelated penis. I'm tired of spending $40 each for your porn DVDs when I feel that I'm not getting worth because of all the pixelated vaginas and penises. Also I think you and Rio Hamasaki should bang in a passionate girl-girl scene only if there won't be any pixelated vaginas but if there is, I would still buy it anyways. If you ever decide to move your porn career to the US I think you should do a few scenes for DogFart because that would be a massive upgrade to the little dicks you had in Japan.


Love Your Fan,
Jason Cook
XOXOXOXOXOX

Am i trolling the thread if i answer you for Maria?
The reasons are two and both are as important:
1) You can't film those kind of scenes in the US, especially now with that stupod, illiberal, nonsense condom law that fellow Amricans have voted.
2) There is no US porn production company in her niche who can afford to hire Maria and treating her half good the way she gets treated in Japan.
 

Roald

I can set my own custom title!
Great idea!!!!
 

assari

God damn it, Baconsalt!
Dear Maria Ozawa,

Why won't you move your porn career to the United States?


Love Your Fan,
Jason Cook
XOXOXOXOXOX


Jason, have you got an answer yet?

Assari you are the weirdest Finn I've ever known..and that's saying a lot considering I dress like Pikachu on a daily basis.

Jaana, in Finland i'm like a fish in water, but here the situation is assari vs. USA.

I do not understand what they mean and I can not speak or write English.

Am i trolling the thread if i answer you for Maria?

Sabrina, you are star so you can do what you want.

Great idea!!!!

Thank you, Sir.
 

JasonCook78

Baconsalt > WTC7
Dear Dylan Ryder,

Why did you retire and to do it so young? And even though you just retired last year but please come back to the industry. You were always one of my favorites, I think you are one of the most beautiful pornstars to ever bang on camera. So please make a comeback.

Love your fan,
Jason Cook
XOXOXOXOX
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
mmm, mario ozawa.

btw, theres some decent uncensored content with her all over the place.

keep looking.
 
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