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Serenity or Colbert?

What should the name be?

  • Serenity

    Votes: 7 26.9%
  • Colbert

    Votes: 19 73.1%

  • Total voters
    26

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
WASHINGTON – NASA's online contest to name a new room at the international space station went awry. Comedian Stephen Colbert won.

The name "Colbert" beat out NASA's four suggested options in the space agency's effort to have the public help name the addition. The new room will be launched later this year.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090323/ap_on_re_us/sci_space_station_colbert

Just want to know what you guys think of this. Personally, I'm a fan of naming it after Colbert. He's broughten plenty of attention to this small part of the space station, something NASA seems unable to do.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
the people voted and loudly declared "Colbert". Don't put a vote on the internet for the people if you are gonna reserve the right to change the outcome to what you want. this isn't Florida in 2000.
 
If they really want to get some attention they should call it "Bleeding Anal Gape" or something .... *cough* .... although come to think of it that might not be the kind of attention NASA wants to bring upon itself. To me it's always beens a fairly middle of the road, apple pie etc etc kind of place so calling it that ^ is probably the wrong way to go.


I mean think of the children :eek: oh god wont somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!!!!


Give it Colbert :hatsoff:
 

DOA82

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Hey guys Im building a new extension, its gonna house my brand new shitter. Im holding a contest to name it....

Who the fuck cares? Its a room aboard the space station, if it were a new ship or a new stations yea, I could see the point.

"I'll be in engineering/bridge/rec room/bar" - Followed by, "I'll be in the colbert room", hmm, just doesnt seem to fit in.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Colbert all the way.
 

calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
fuck Colbert. he's just a comedian, what does he have to do with anything?

Name it after the guy that designed it, or just call it a number, or name it after a pioneer in space technology... It was NASA's mistake in the first place to offer their work up to the whims of the stupid and ignorant herd. We need to stop dumbing down this country.
 

STDiva

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
They should name it Colbert because he won. And the lesson learned from this? Don't have internet voting.
 

Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Just be glad Howard Stern wasn't involved in the voting otherwise it would of been called baba booey or beetlejuice. :1orglaugh
 

Namreg

Banned
Tin Can #7 would have been perfectly fine... or if they had used the money to help those on welfare, the homeless, put it into education... i'm a huge trekkie but i think we need to stop wasting money on this crap and fix our backyard before we build spacestations.
 

Torre82

Moderator
Staff member
The Daily Show gets more respect than MOST news stations simply because it delivers the truth... THEN lampoons the fuck out of it.

How many times have you watched your local news describe a violent murder and then swiftly breeze to the sports scores or some other inane bullshit? Too many times, personally.

My ideal version of the news is this:

"On the west side of Indianapolis a 24 year old male was found running away from the crime scene only minutes after a report of domestic abuse was called in. The male.. whose new name given by this reporter is known as 'fuckass' had no comment yet on why he did it.

Tracy, any thoughts on the matter?

Tracy: Aint that about a bitch? Whatdya say, life or lethal injection? I'll take bets. Fuck the gambling laws. Cmon, pitch in a fiver. You too, Indy. Call in now!"
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
They should name it Colbert because he won. And the lesson learned from this? Don't have internet voting.

Exactly. NASA just looks stupid because of this. Not that it's a big deal at all, because it's not, but it still makes them look stupid.

Just name it Colbert and move on with your life, you know? Shit, if it wasn't for Stephen Colbert, nobody would fucking know about this space station anyway. They should be thanking him for promoting their exploration.
 

calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
i'm a huge trekkie but i think we need to stop wasting money on this crap and fix our backyard before we build spacestations.

I disagree. I think this is the most important thing that we can be doing for the future of humanity. anyway, it costs you and me (well not you, cuz you don't pay American taxes, so just me then) about 2 bucks for NASA to run a mission.

I got a better idea to help the homeless, how about we don't give money to companies that give million dollar bonuses to executives for fucking the economy up the ass?

"You want the money? well sorry, we already liquidated your assets to the public. If you want a handout you can get in line at the soup kitchen behind the guy with the shopping cart full of cans."

that sounds like a much better idea than taking it out on NASA.
 

hedonis

I can set my own custom title!
I disagree. I think this is the most important thing that we can be doing for the future of humanity. anyway, it costs you and me (well not you, cuz you don't pay American taxes, so just me then) about 2 bucks for NASA to run a mission.

I got a better idea to help the homeless, how about we don't give money to companies that give million dollar bonuses to executives for fucking the economy up the ass?

"You want the money? well sorry, we already liquidated your assets to the public. If you want a handout you can get in line at the soup kitchen behind the guy with the shopping cart full of cans."

But then, I myself am horrified at the very thought of the GOVERNMENT liquidating any private company's assets. Those companies should never have been given government (meaning in reality- the Peoples') money in the first place. They should have been allowed to go bankrupt.

But to let the government have any say, stake, or input on private (love that word, PRIVATE) companies, let alone to take their money and give it to the public is bad, it's unsustainable, it's expensive, and it teaches not one soul how to actually care for themselves, but instead to rely upon a bureaucratic, bloated, ineffective, corrupt organization that's only goal is simple- to have all the power.

I do, however, agree with you, Calpoon, that space exploration, and these space stations, is very important to the future. I think it may be about time that NASA be gutted and cleaned and redesigned to be a more effective organization, but what they do is important.

I think they do look like a bunch of fools for having an internet vote, allowing for write-in ideas, and then trying to discard the option that one because they were expecting a different outcome.

Call the thing Colbert.


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calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
But to let the government have any say, stake, or input on private (love that word, PRIVATE) companies, let alone to take their money and give it to the public is bad

H

we'll just have to agree to disagree on that. I view communism (and I don't shy away in fear or disgust of the word) as a system that failed when implemented in place of a previous feudalistic one, but not necessarily as one that could never work in any capacity. The same way as I view capitalism as a system that has failed at a slower rate comparatively when implemented in place of a previous feudalistic one. In other words, I'm open to trying new things.
 

shayd

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
Exactly. NASA just looks stupid because of this. Not that it's a big deal at all, because it's not, but it still makes them look stupid.

Just name it Colbert and move on with your life, you know? Shit, if it wasn't for Stephen Colbert, nobody would fucking know about this space station anyway. They should be thanking him for promoting their exploration.

Agreed 100%. Is the name of the station supposed to change the course of history somehow? I suppose yours and my tax dollars are still hard at work :rolleyes:
 

STDiva

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
This is kind of scary if you think about it. People that don't care about NASA's space exploration and probably never even heard about it voted enough times to win a contest. It is funny what people will do, in particular vote for, when a celebrity tells you to.

Reminds me of a couple seasons ago, the NHL had fan voting for the all star game. And some guy made a website trying to get people to vote in some chump defenceman from the Vancouver Canucks to the all star team. Thankfully he didn't get on and take a more deserving players roster spot.
 
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