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Sex Beaver— the best beaver

Ike Stain

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Am I right or am I right?
 

L3ggy

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What's with you and the word sex?
 

Member442

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beavers are a wonderful animal How dare you try and mess with a great animal :crying:
 

Ike Stain

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What's with you and the word sex?

AND clarity.

beavers are a wonderful animal How dare you try and mess with a great animal :crying:

Imagine what Alisa's reaction would have been if I had said something like "I like banging beavers."

Not only might I have been accused of animal cruelty, I might have been banned from the board for bestiality!
 

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
AND clarity.



Imagine what Alisa's reaction would have been if I had said something like "I like banging beavers."

Not only might I have been accused of animal cruelty, I might have been banned from the board for bestiality!

I would have said it's not nice to call a girls pussy a beaver. The teeth a beaver have really don't match a lovely soft pussy much. :D


Now eating Beaver tails :drool2: I love when I head north and can get the wonderful dessert.
 

Ike Stain

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I would have said it's not nice to call a girls pussy a beaver.

Not even when it's nicely furred? The one thing that really gets my goat is when a site has a name like "Beaver Hunt" but all the jay-jay's are shaved! :facepalm:

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.

Ike Stain

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I should mention another reason I like linguistic clarity on this term is I'm actually working on a children's book "The Tail of the Foxy Beaver". It's about a clever young beaver who uses her tail to get out of all sorts of scrapes, and it's about actual beavers, not sex-beavers (obviously.)

Since I already spent the advance, I don't want the publisher getting any funny ideas.
 

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Not even when it's nicely furred? The one thing that really gets my goat is when a site has a name like "Beaver Hunt" but all the jay-jay's are shaved! :facepalm:

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

No one says beaver fur they say pelt. So pussy still fits best but yes that doesn't make sense at all:facepalm:


OC I haven't had them like that before I'll have to look for it next time I can get my hands on one.
 

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
I should mention another reason I like linguistic clarity on this term is I'm actually working on a children's book "The Tail of the Foxy Beaver". It's about a clever young beaver who uses her tail to get out of all sorts of scrapes, and it's about actual beavers, not sex-beavers (obviously.)

Since I already spent the advance, I don't want the publisher getting any funny ideas.


I can honestly say the first thing I thought of when you said foxy beaver then it's description was not a childrens book but I live in the gutter.
 

Ike Stain

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I can honestly say the first thing I thought of when you said foxy beaver then it's description was not a childrens book but I live in the gutter.

You have a very dirty mind— it's part of what I like about you.
 

RichardNailder

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