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Shamwow Guy busted!

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

Do you think when he hit her, SHAMWOW appeared in the air, like Batman?

POW! BANG! SHAMWOW!
 

DukeLaCrosse

I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
slamwow!
 

stampede2873

Junior Olympic Pole Vaulter
It's good to know that all those hammering blows he practiced with the slapchop came in handy.

I wonder... how well does the shamwow handle blood?
 

Jason1

myFreeOnes.com: sign up for it now!
He got pissed cause she didn't love his nuts.
 

Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
It wouldn't surprise me if this idiot was trying to barter sex for a bunch of shamwow rags. :1orglaugh
 

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I don't think he needs to use a condom. A Shamwow could soak up his jizz and whatever nasties are inside her cooch.....

She's kind of cute. I wonder if she has a decent rack?

Do you think Vivid will swoop in with a porn contract for both of them?
 

DukeLaCrosse

I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
she's hot but a thousand dollars? fuck that
 

Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Do you think Vivid will swoop in with a porn contract for both of them?

Sure. For starters, they can name it: Not Your Typical Shamwow XXX




:tongue:
 

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
^
I think I'd like to see the Shamwow scandal rolled up into one giant porn/pop culture porno..let's have shamwow and his chick, joe the plumber, Sarah Palin, eliot spitzer, Larry Craig.....David Duchovny all parodied in one huge porno....
 

member979979

Closed Account
How do the they even realize its him? Does he go around bragging who he is?

"Do you know who I am?"

And either he aged really horribly, or that Shamwow commercial was shot when he was 24 years old.
 
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