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Shamwow Guy busted!

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
David Duchovny??? Did I miss something? What did he do?

A couple of months ago he got caught banging his tennis instructor, then claimed he was addicted to internet porn and checked himself into a clinic in LA. Tia filed for divorce. You missed all this?:o

If we could offer Duchovny a scene in our pop culture porno we'd atleast be giving him a chance to act out on his obsession? :glugglug:

I would love to see a little tennis porn scene..maybe with him and Sienna West or Rhyse Richardson? They could pull off the Tennis MILF look...

I'd also like to see Mz Berlin and Joe the Plumber in a scene...I think she'd scare the shit out of him:D:eek::1orglaugh
 

DukeLaCrosse

I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
Billy Mays here. haha vince your career is over. i win!
 

stampede2873

Junior Olympic Pole Vaulter
A couple of months ago he got caught banging his tennis instructor, then claimed he was addicted to internet porn and checked himself into a clinic in LA. Tia filed for divorce. You missed all this?:o

If we could offer Duchovny a scene in our pop culture porno we'd atleast be giving him a chance to act out on his obsession? :glugglug:

I would love to see a little tennis porn scene..maybe with him and Sienna West or Rhyse Richardson? They could pull off the Tennis MILF look...

I'd also like to see Mz Berlin and Joe the Plumber in a scene...I think she'd scare the shit out of him:D:eek::1orglaugh

Thanks for the info, TR!

Jeeeze.... Where HAVE I been? I had no idea!!!

Didn't Tea and him go through something like this a few years ago, too?
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I thought this was gonna be about that annoying Billy Mays fuckwad. His voice is more annoying than Billy Corgan's, Geddy Lee's, and Charles Rangel's voices put together. Fuck, every time one of his commercials comes on, I get a sudden urge to drive to a school or shopping mall and spray bullets into a large crowd. :crash:
A couple of months ago he got caught banging his tennis instructor, then claimed he was addicted to internet porn and checked himself into a clinic in LA. Tia filed for divorce. You missed all this?:o

I wonder if he's a member of Freeones.

David, if you're reading this, can you tell us what Gilligan Anderson's pussy tastes like? I've been curious about that for the past decade. :bigear:
 

DukeLaCrosse

I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
I thought this was gonna be about that annoying Billy Mays fuckwad. His voice is more annoying than Billy Corgan's, Geddy Lee's, and Charles Rangel's voices put together. Fuck, every time one of his commercials comes on, I get a sudden urge to drive to a school or shopping mall and spray bullets into a large crowd. :crash:


I wonder if he's a member of Freeones.

David, if you're reading this, can you tell us what Gilligan Anderson's pussy tastes like? I've been curious about that for the past decade. :bigear:

get caught cheating? plead sex addiction and blame internet porn. brilliant!
 

bustybbwlover

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
really! he's got a new commercial too, it's a nut chopper (and other things too) but nut chopper just sounds fun.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
One down Billie Mays to go. :hatsoff:

Scenario, Billie Mays caught shoplifting Martha Stewart towels at Kmart.

News at eleven. :D
 

Becks...poamr

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true!
Ah, the *scandals* nowadays...


Where's my popcorn?
 

calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
someone else said this. had to repost:

Man can you imagine that guy banging a hooker?

/in his voice "yeah Bitch, Fuck you bang you! You know the germans make good stuff!


ENFF IM GONNA BLOW MUH LOAD...SHAM..WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW


URGHH..

/lays down "That was a Slap Chop of a ride I'm telling you.
 

stampede2873

Junior Olympic Pole Vaulter
someone else said this. had to repost:

Man can you imagine that guy banging a hooker?

/in his voice "yeah Bitch, Fuck you bang you! You know the germans make good stuff!


ENFF IM GONNA BLOW MUH LOAD...SHAM..WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW


URGHH..

/lays down "That was a Slap Chop of a ride I'm telling you.

I will now have nightmares.
 

fatphil

Freeones is like a drug, I'm addicted!
What's funny, even after this has happened, they haven't pulled the commercials.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
first of all, why would you pay anyone $1000 to fuck? And second. Why would you even want to fuck that ugly ass tramp???
 

DukeLaCrosse

I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
the germans make good stuff...like the holocaust
 

DukeLaCrosse

I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
i just saw the slap chop commercial. i can't believe they still show it after the pics of the busted up hooker surfaced online
 

Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
first of all, why would you pay anyone $1000 to fuck? And second. Why would you even want to fuck that ugly ass tramp???


True DAT. If I was going to pay a stack for some trim, I would be pumping my man gook into the likes of an Amy Reid or top tiered porn chick. That skank looks like your typical south beach 20 dollar ho. . . 10 dollars after midnight.

:1orglaugh
 
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