Shart Week 2018: What's your favorite shart?

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You've been sitting through a dinner with people you have nothing in common and you let one rip. Does it make you feel a little happier or does it mortify you?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

And if one of you morons writes "Great White," I got news for you. That ain't no shart. You got other problems.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

When it's laced with c.diff

 

[Lee Van Queef]

So delicious. Too many to choose from.

 

[georges]

I try to push them by starting a conversation about what they have seen on TV or Cinema, where they have travelled , what are their hobbies and the usual stuff. I don't like much to deal with people suffering from severe mutism, being culturally void/ininteresting or being too shy

 

[Lee Van Queef]

I try to push them by starting a conversation about what they have seen on TV or Cinema, where they have travelled , what are their hobbies and the usual stuff. I don't like much to deal with people suffering from severe mutism, being culturally void/ininteresting or being too shy

Don't push too hard.

 

[Torre82]

My favorite is also my least favorite time: Pounding down super sugary wine with my friend Heather, back around 2007.
Was about to rip the most impressive one... to make her laugh. Went at it full bore.
.... mortified. AND I had to jump back on the bike to go home. Only a 1 minute ride... but.. *squish squish*

 

[RJS13]

 

[Jack Davenport]

The ones that sound like the last 2 sips from a Dairy Queen chocolate shake.

 

[Rane1071]

And if one of you morons writes "Great White," I got news for you. That ain't no shart. You got other problems.

:1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I don't like you. You are a smug, unhappy, little man.

 

[RJS13]

I don't like you. You are a smug, unhappy, little man.

^^^Another satisfied customer, You have just joined the 99% majority but alas, my work continues. I'll keep pushing forward with malice, bias and negativity until I have achieved 100%. I has goals

 

[xfire]

What happened to that info-graphic on how to properly use a public toilet, because that thing was dead-ass on the money. I do not use public toilets properly, if at all if I can help it.

 

[RJS13]

What happened to that info-graphic on how to properly use a public toilet, because that thing was dead-ass on the money. I do not use public toilets properly, if at all if I can help it.

Ah yes

 

[xfire]

I made a stop at the toilet when we went to the lake on the 4th, someone had shit in the fucking urinal. How the hell does someone shit in the urinal!? I suppose that begs the question, why didn't I just piss in the lake, tho. I didn't get in that nasty fucking water, that was for the others in my entourage. :1orglaugh

 

[RJS13]

I made a stop at the toilet when we went to the lake on the 4th, someone had shit in the fucking urinal. How the hell does someone shit in the urinal!? I suppose that begs the question, why didn't I just piss in the lake, tho. I didn't get in that nasty fucking water, that was for the others in my entourage. :1orglaugh

:rofl2:

 

[xfire]

Hadn't been to the lake in a couple of years. Know what was missing? Mexicans. Weren't nary a solitary brownie to be found, and that ain't usual, hot damn, #MAGA!

 

[RJS13]

Hadn't been to the lake in a couple of years. Know what was missing? Mexicans. Weren't nary a solitary brownie to be found, and that ain't usual, hot damn, #MAGA!

Must have been nice not having to worry about stepping on broken glass, looking at unsightly graffiti or slipping on a tamale corn husk.
#NoRespect

 

[Torre82]

Ah yes

[video]https://coub.com/view/14c7j4[/video]
https://coub.com/view/14c7j4

 

[Jack Davenport]

^^^Another satisfied customer, You have just joined the 99% majority but alas, my work continues. I'll keep pushing forward with malice, bias and negativity until I have achieved 100%. I has goals

You just moved a little closer to your goal, count me in.