Shifty's Dictionary

[Shifty]

Hello Friends.

First Entry:

Reverberate

re·ver·ber·ate (r-vûrb-rt)

1. To resound in a succession of echoes.
2. To have a prolonged or continuing effect.
3. To be repeatedly reflected, as sound waves, heat, or light.
4. To be forced or driven back; recoil or rebound.

Example

Dirk's anus reverberates like a foghorn in the most gentle of breezes.

 

[mrtrebus]

Abandon

Pub entertainment.

 

[lurkingdirk]

re·ject
v. rɪˈdʒɛkt; n. ˈridʒɛkt
1. to refuse to have, take, recognize, etc.: to reject the offer of a better job.
2. to refuse to grant (a request, demand, etc.).
3. to refuse to accept (someone or something); rebuff: The other children rejected him. The publisher rejected the author's latest novel.
4. to discard as useless or unsatisfactory: The mind rejects painful memories.
5. to cast out or eject; vomit.
6. to cast out or off.
7. Medicine/Medical . (of a human or other animal) to have an immunological reaction against (a transplanted organ or grafted tissue): If tissue types are not matched properly, a patient undergoing a transplant will reject the graft.
–noun
8. something rejected, as an imperfect article.

Example

Dirk rejects the premise that his anus reverberates.

 

[Shifty]

na·ive

1. having or showing unaffected simplicity of nature or absence of artificiality; unsophisticated; ingenuous.
2. having or showing a lack of experience, judgment, or information; credulous:
3. having or marked by a simple, unaffectedly direct style reflecting little or no formal training or technique.

Example

Dirk does not acknowledge the fact that his anus reverberates like a foghorn in the most gentle of breezes because he is naive.

 

[lurkingdirk]

horn·y
ˈhɔrni
–adjective, horn·i·er, horn·i·est.
1. consisting of a horn or a hornlike substance; corneous.
2. having a horn or horns or hornlike projections; horned.
3. hornlike as a result of hardening; callous: horny hands.
4. Slang: Vulgar .
a. lustful.
b. sexually excited.
5. Archaic . semiopaque or somewhat translucent, like horn.


Example

Shifty continues to talk about Dirk's anus because the topic makes him horny.

 

[Shifty]

Cut To The Chase

To say what is important without delay.

Example

I'll just cut to the chase: Dirk likes it in the bum. Any and all responses to the contrary are certainly proof of this.

 

[Member442]

I like this thread. Though can we talk about something other than Lurkys anus?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Suck it

A term used by the legendary wrestling group, the D-Generation-X, which is often used to imply that you want someone to put their mouth on your dick and suck it like a lollipop.

Example
Shifty loves to be asked to suck it.

 

[Shifty]

I like this thread. Though can we talk about something other than Lurkys anus?

un·quench·a·ble (n-kwnch-bl)

1. Impossible to slake or satisfy: unquenchable thirst.
2. Impossible to suppress or destroy: unquenchable enthusiasm.

Example

Alisa's desire for Shifty's manhood was unquenchable.

 

[lurkingdirk]

de·lu·sion
/dɪˈluʒən/
–noun
1. an act or instance of deluding.
2. the state of being deluded.
3. a false belief or opinion: delusions of grandeur.
4. Psychiatry . a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact: a paranoid delusion.

Example

Shifty believes that Play with Alisa wants his manhood because he is delusional.

 

[Member442]

un·quench·a·ble (n-kwnch-bl)

1. Impossible to slake or satisfy: unquenchable thirst.
2. Impossible to suppress or destroy: unquenchable enthusiasm.

Example

Alisa's desire for Shifty's manhood was unquenchable.

Now see that's better :kiss:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Procrasturbation

to put off doing something important in order to masturbate.

Example

I was going to call my Mom but I wound up procrasturbating instead.

 

[Shifty]

jeal·ous

1. feeling resentment against someone because of that person's rivalry, success, or advantages.
2. Feeling resentment because of another's success, advantage, etc.
3. Characterized by or proceeding from suspicious fears or envious resentment.

Example

Dirk became insanely jealous watching Blue Balls make love to a warm rump roast.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Envy
/ˈɛnvi/ plural -vies, verb, -vied, -vy·ing.
–noun
1. a feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to another's advantages, success, possessions, etc.
2. an object of envious feeling: Her intelligence made her the Envy of her classmates.
3. Obsolete . ill will.
–verb (used with object)
4. to regard with Envy; be envious of: He envies her the position she has achieved in her profession.
–verb (used without object)
5. Obsolete . to be affected with Envy.

Example

Shifty envied the rump roast.

 

[Shifty]

Satiate

1. To fill or supply beyond capacity or desire, often arousing weariness.
2. To supply to satisfaction or capacity.

Example

After consuming Blue Balls' love interest, Dirk was satiated.

 

[Member442]

Always with the gay lovin. I'm starting to wonder why most of you are on a site about hot chicks.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Cum Gargler

1. One who delights in orally digesting male ejaculate.
2. Shifty.
3. One with an penchant for oral cumshots.

Example (Not really needed)

Shifty is a cum gargler.

 

[Shifty]

Always with the gay lovin. I'm starting to wonder why most of you are on a site about hot chicks.

Alisa, though we often act like fools, you will always be the object of both mine and Dirk's affection. :angels:

 

[biomech]

Thread of the year.:clap: :rofl:

 

[Member442]

Alisa, though we often act like fools, you will always be the object of both mine and Dirk's affection. :angels:

Well he is back in my now snow pile that once was a bush outside my house so you must be right.