Shimmy's guide to getting into porn

[shimmy2]

I get this question often enough so I went ahead and blogged about it, hope that helps. For a change I'm actually being serious (omg!)

How to get into porn: http://www.shimmysbookmarks.com/?p=979

Reccomended links:

http://www.ishootporn.com
http://www.justinslayerint.com

more to come

 

[JayJohn85]

Interesting blog

 

[squallumz]

in my short stent filming, i found out its easy to get the girls, you just need a decent camera and a little cash and a lot of patience.

to be a male performer for someone else is a whole different story.

 

[brodkill]

get into your kind of porn? or the porn I actually like?

 

[STDiva]

get into your kind of porn? or the porn I actually like?

Gay porn is easy to get into man. Just remember what your dad taught you.

 

[brodkill]

Gay porn is easy to get into man. Just remember what your dad taught you.

and... so is transsexual porn... right?

 

[STDiva]

Yes

 

[TheOrangeCat]

A genuinely interesting read.

And it explains your Canada-o-phobia. Interesting how you link your personal failures to a country, rather than as a consequence of your own decisions and actions ...

 

[brodkill]

Yes

ok.. but keep it to yourself

 

[CunningStunts]

get into your kind of porn? or the porn I actually like?

:1orglaugh

 

[D-rock]

Maybe you could make money on printing out a bunch of pamphlets. It could be titled "So You Decided to Get Into Porn". Or maybe if you really got ambitious you could author one of those ______ for dumbies types of books. Then we could see a Getting Into Porn for Dummbies in our local bookstore in the future. :1orglaugh

 

[Jagger69]

Cool blog Shimmy but I have a much simpler method to show you....

Jagger69's guide to getting into porn:

1) Find some hot porn on a good website like, say, Freeones!
2) You'll be into it in no time



All kidding aside, thanks for the insights. Interesting to get behind the scenes of the industry once in a while. Thanks! :bowdown:

 

[DietCrush]

hmmm so aside from popping too fast and a tiny pecker I guess i'd be easy for me to get in

 

[TheOrangeCat]

hmmm so aside from popping too fast and a tiny pecker I guess i'd be easy for me to get in

well, maybe as one of Jinxypie's humiliation drones .....

http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=389433

 

[LukeEl]

So Shimmy how do I get out of porn? I am still stuck in it and can't find the way out.

 

[shimmy2]

i forgot to mention, porn is for people with no shame. if you feel awkward walking around your gyms locker room naked then you cant do it. if youve never did your girl in the presence of another guy you cant do it. if you cant hold your load, or pop your load on demand you cant do it. most "tough guys" fail at porn... quiet nerds with self control are typically the best male talent for scenes. you have to also be able to keep your dick hard and do pretty much ANY girl even those you are not attracted to (this is 85% the case for me) but on the bright side every now and then you get a really hot sexbomb that totally digs you and you have some really great sex and can forever relive the moment on film

 

[TheOrangeCat]

i forgot to mention, porn is for people with no shame. if you feel awkward walking around your gyms locker room naked then you cant do it. if youve never did your girl in the presence of another guy you cant do it. if you cant hold your load, or pop your load on demand you cant do it. most "tough guys" fail at porn... quiet nerds with self control are typically the best male talent for scenes. you have to also be able to keep your dick hard and do pretty much ANY girl even those you are not attracted to (this is 85% the case for me) but on the bright side every now and then you get a really hot sexbomb that totally digs you and you have some really great sex and can forever relive the moment on film

Word ... putting aside the quality (or lack, thereof) of the flap being fucked, from what I've seen, length and weight are not the prime requisites ......control and stamina are; as well as the lack of self-consciousness ....... if you can make it work for you .....:hatsoff:

 

[DietCrush]

Word ... putting aside the quality (or lack, thereof) of the flap being fucked, from what I've seen, length and weight are not the prime requisites ......control and stamina are; as well as the lack of self-consciousness ....... if you can make it work for you .....:hatsoff:

true. I mean, it seems man of the male performers are swinging a big hammer however like you said stamina and straight up shamlesness seem to be more important. That's the only area tha't i'm perfect. eek i've done some pigs in my life lol usually alcohol induced though also at times i've just been cold at night

 

[TheOrangeCat]

true. I mean, it seems man of the male performers are swinging a big hammer however like you said stamina and straight up shamlesness seem to be more important. That's the only area tha't i'm perfect. eek i've done some pigs in my life lol usually alcohol induced though also at times i've just been cold at night

I was chatting with an OCSM recently who has taken a few of the serious monster cocks currently working ..... she said that apart from size, even within the context of the stop-start, artificial environment of a porn shoot, that they really were not that impressive in terms of skill or performance ....which gave me immense schadenfreude!

Whatever the weapon, gotta be able to handle it right .....

 

[Kingfisher]

I missed the part as to how much you paid them recently.