I really didn't understand a lot of the details either, but if you're too fuckin lazy to go to the store and get some litter boxes, and would rather have someone bring them to your fuckin house which tells the delivery person "I'm way too fucking lazy", then bitch about it to the guy that delivers said cat items, (LOL). Plus, it's a fuckin dollar! With gas, the dude lost money on that deal, and i'm guessing a tip was out of the question.
Here is my advice, go to the website, and submit a poor review, i'd leave out most of the details though, just for pride issues. Then I'd put on some pants and a shirt, step into the sunlight from your mom's basement, and go look for a chick. At this point any chick will work, and it's a guess that you're not exactly a ladies man, so call up some of those fatass friends you have that happen to be girls.
Goodluck.