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The worst time and place you had to take a dump. :uohs:
No, seriously, did it come on after the cops arrested you for a dui and there you were, locked up in a ''drunk tank" with 30 strange people in varying degrees of intoxication, two of which lay face down on the concrete floor in their own upchuck... did you just hold it for 14 hours or . . .:dunno:
Or : Was it at school just minutes before a final exam when you know that there's no t-p in any of the bathrooms, much less stall doors (?)
Was it at a concert or racing event etc. when you were with a relatively new girlfriend.... and you just DIDN'T want to leave her alone under any circumstances ? :crash:
At your g/f's parents house as a dinner guest after meeting them for the first time (?) :o
Minutes after departing port, traveling out in a choppy sea en route to a 6 - 8 hour fishing trip on a "six pack" sized boat (?)
Do Tell :bigear:
~Just lite stuff for a change~
No, seriously, did it come on after the cops arrested you for a dui and there you were, locked up in a ''drunk tank" with 30 strange people in varying degrees of intoxication, two of which lay face down on the concrete floor in their own upchuck... did you just hold it for 14 hours or . . .:dunno:
Or : Was it at school just minutes before a final exam when you know that there's no t-p in any of the bathrooms, much less stall doors (?)
Was it at a concert or racing event etc. when you were with a relatively new girlfriend.... and you just DIDN'T want to leave her alone under any circumstances ? :crash:
At your g/f's parents house as a dinner guest after meeting them for the first time (?) :o
Minutes after departing port, traveling out in a choppy sea en route to a 6 - 8 hour fishing trip on a "six pack" sized boat (?)
Do Tell :bigear:
~Just lite stuff for a change~
