So, Dirk Went to the Star Wars Convention...

[alexpnz]

...and froze himself in Carbonite like Han Solo.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100406/640/geeky_star_wars_CK9k0_640_high_12.jpg

 

[StanScratch]

Just so he could meet a chick dressed as Princess Leia.

 

[jod0565]

Wow, at least he can warm up his pizza later.



Thanks, Stan.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I was hard as a rock all night.

*rimshot*