so,im now a pornstar

[naldo]

i have recently completed several movies of me with horny chicks and im going to look into distribution. im going by the name of "Naldo the wad" (fuck you peter). i also want to become an official star checked member. and i wont forget where i came from.i will now answer all questions.

 

[Lungzyn]

Serious?

 

[mastagambit]

Send me some of those movies so I can rate them and put them in my blogs.

 

[naldo]

uhmm, send them? you will have to contact my bissness department

 

[Ace Bandage]

i will now answer all questions.

All right, what happens if you turn on your headlights when you're in a vehicle moving at the speed of light?

 

[naldo]

i dont know, you cum in your pants before your skeleton comes out of your nose?

 

[mastagambit]

uhmm, send them? you will have to contact my bissness department

So how do I contact your 'bissness' department?
You have a myspace page?
You have a website?
You have twitter?
What do you have?

 

[naldo]

man, i gotta do one thing at a time. i just did all the hard work fuckin all these hookers gimme a chance.

 

[mastagambit]

man, i gotta do one thing at a time. i just did all the hard work fuckin all these hookers gimme a chance.

Why you calling them 'hookers'?
Ok,send a picture of you fucking them,send a pictorial of the set or something.

 

[naldo]

because they where...fucking hookers! i had to pay them ,picked them up around the corner in front of the liqour store.

 

[Ace Bandage]

because they where...fucking hookers! i had to pay them ,picked them up around the corner in front of the liqour store.

Then that's not pornography, that's prostitution. I know they start with the same letter, easy to confuse...

 

[naldo]

please dont rain on my parade.

 

[mastagambit]

Then that's not pornography, that's prostitution. I know they start with the same letter, easy to confuse...

:1orglaugh:rofl:

 

[mongo18]

If a prostitute lets you film her, does that not make her a porn actress? I don't see the distinction.

 

[naldo]

try not to anylize so deeply.

 

[StanScratch]

If I'm not mistaken, Audrey Hepburn was discovered giving paid hummers in front of a liquor store. Her younger sister, Cindy, was not so lucky, however, because of her constant inability to spell "business".

 

[TouchElla]

OMG this thread made me pee my pants laughing! Shit, now I gotta change!

 

[naldo]

If I'm not mistaken, Audrey Hepburn was discovered giving paid hummers in front of a liquor store. Her younger sister, Cindy, was not so lucky, however, because of her constant inability to spell "business".

no shit?

 

[Jane Burgess]

OMG this thread made me pee my pants laughing! Shit, now I gotta change!

Yeah it is funny as hell. :thumbsup:

 

[Jason1]

im going by the name of "Naldo the wad" (fuck you peter).i will now answer all questions.

who the hell is peter?