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gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Just out of curiosity, how long is the waiting list to book a night at this place? I know that reputed haunted places that do overnighters usually have a pretty long wait. Anywho, enjoy, keep us posted, and bring some extra drawers just in case. ;)
 

D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
So we'll see if it's a boring night, or if I no longer post here because I've been committed to the madhouse. :D

No longer post here because you might be committed to a madhouse? I thought that was one of qualifications people could use to be allowed to post here in the first place, so I don't think you should worry. ;)
 

hedonis

I can set my own custom title!
February 6th, huh?

I'll be there.

;)

And you'll likely be killed in the crossfire that will ensue...

You are bound to witness something "paranormal" if it's built up like this. Your mind will play tricks on you.

If you stayed in the house without being told it was haunted or had a bloody past, you'd probably not notice anything.

Exactly. You bring people in at dusk, to a house with no electricity or plumbing, where a gruesome mass murder happened. You tour the house and tell them the story of this- then leave them there for the night. The human imagination is a much more frightening thing than any ghostly "orb".

Do they pat search you for blades and sidearms at the door? :D

I'll smuggle something in rectally... :eek:

Wow you're really brave, I'd have to be either unconscious or dead before you got me to stay in Iowa overnight.

Come on, now... Iowa's a beautiful place. Where axe murders just happen to have occurred...

Make sure to volunteer to go to the basement alone to get more ice or drinks or whatever. Often. Be the one that wanders off alone, and comes back all possessed and murderous. I bet that would be fun.

One guy already said he's sneaking off with his gal to get a blumpkin. My wager is they'll be the first two killed. But as long as we bring a dog and someone says "Jinkies" and "Zoinks", we're bound to solve this groovy mystery.

Sounds bad ass......can't wait to hear what, if anything, happens.

I'll definitely post anything of interest.

Cool. I want to go.

To have along an OSCM would rock! Think of the photo shoots! :nanner:

Just out of curiosity, how long is the waiting list to book a night at this place? I know that reputed haunted places that do overnighters usually have a pretty long wait. Anywho, enjoy, keep us posted, and bring some extra drawers just in case. ;)

We lucked out- it's winter. This place is almost impossible to book for spring/summer/fall, between the wannabe ghostbusters and folks like us.

No longer post here because you might be committed to a madhouse? I thought that was one of qualifications people could use to be allowed to post here in the first place, so I don't think you should worry. ;)


Oh yeah... its just that lately they've had my meds pretty balanced, so I forgot I already was crazy. :cthulhu:
 

hedonis

I can set my own custom title!
What kind of a Bed and Breakfast is this anyway, no lectricity & no plummin?
Did you hear that, Marge? :D

:1orglaugh

It has been restored by the owners who bought it in the 90s back to the way it was in 1912, which means they removed the bathroom and the vinyl siding, etc.
 

Facetious

Moderated
^ Welly welly well, how did the venue fare, Amigo?

Was it a worthwhile experience? . . .
How many rounds did you end up discharging that night? :ak47:
 

wigster

I smell PUSSY!
:1orglaugh

It has been restored by the owners who bought it in the 90s back to the way it was in 1912, which means they removed the bathroom and the vinyl siding, etc.

It's been restored? What the fucks the point of that!!
 

hedonis

I can set my own custom title!
^ Welly welly well, how did the venue fare, Amigo?

Was it a worthwhile experience? . . .
How many rounds did you end up discharging that night? :ak47:

Sorry for not updating- like the goofy people we are, we scheduled the trip to this place on Super Bowl Sunday, and so we had to reschedule to March 6, so we haven't been...


It's been restored? What the fucks the point of that!!

The point of that is to make it look like it did in the year when the murders happened. What would be the point of letting people stay overnight in an old, dangerous, rotting house? Who do you suppose would insure that?
 
The point of that is to make it look like it did in the year when the murders happened. What would be the point of letting people stay overnight in an old, dangerous, rotting house? Who do you suppose would insure that?

isnt that what a haunted house is suppose to be? old, dangerous and rotting???
fucking tourist dont know a fucking thing about nothing

:facepalm:
 

hedonis

I can set my own custom title!
isnt that what a haunted house is suppose to be? old, dangerous and rotting???
fucking tourist dont know a fucking thing about nothing

:facepalm:

"Fucking tourist" knows enough not to come into someone else's fucking thread and call them a fucking tourist.

You want to go hang around rotten houses, go right ahead.


And no- a haunted house is just that- haunted. It could be a fucking K-Mart and still be haunted.
 
"Fucking tourist" knows enough not to come into someone else's fucking thread and call them a fucking tourist.

You want to go hang around rotten houses, go right ahead.


And no- a haunted house is just that- haunted. It could be a fucking K-Mart and still be haunted.

deserves a triple

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
 
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